Careful how much time you spend around @snozzy.bsky.social - or else you might just find everything slowly getting softer... squeakier... thoughts and figure alike going all smooth... blank... empty... and it might just feel so good that all you can do is sink... squeak... sqrk... sqrrrrrrrkkkkkk~<3

We'll start with you, have to set a good example after all! Now... what is it that defines a "boulder" exactly... that looks like a good benchmark for your new minimum size, what do you think?

It does make a delightful inanimate object. Broken... worthless... so far gone it's begun to forget its own existence. It doesn't move... doesn't think... what more purpose would it ever have but as a helpless, blubber-bound plaything? An experiment gone horribly wrong... or perhaps, horribly right?

Every american has this hanging up in our kitchens.
Not even as a legal requirement, it's just part of the culture.

Kitchen scales largely don't exist over here unless an individual is a very avid cook, so all of our work is done in accordance with The Vessels (TM)

I think it'd have to be this one! What could be better than sharing some big fat snuggles with a big fat wolf?

Aww, that's just adorable! And such a comfy size for him as well! He really does wear all the extra fluff just wonderfully: comfy and rotund and utterly immense - like you just reached into the canvas and pulled him out for a big blubbery hug! Nice to meet you by the way, been a fan for a long time!

That's fair, he really is a cutie - and it was always a treat to read the little character notes you had for him, like his alchemy hunts with a cute little outfit to go with it. He does make an adorable pillow, and I hope you still have him around for a cuddle every now and then.

I really fell in love with your style when you first showed up. Massively fluffy characters are just delightful, and you've always had an amazing touch with them. These two were particular favorites from the era as well, I want to say I even remember you teasing pillow merch for them at one point?

I still adore this one just for comfy overindulgence's sake. You look good when you're smothering... everything~

It might have to be this one. I've always adored how you draw such extra-thick and fluffy fur, and the delightfully playful teasing afforded by such immensity is just icing on the cake!