Brian R
brianwrites.me
Brian R
@brianwrites.me
Data engineer by day, anxious person by night. Likes rugby, writing, tabletop RPGs, Rifftrax, and other stuff.

What are you doing, writing a memoir? Hey, who's this mook asking all the questions.

He/him.
Bah, It's all genetically engineered and synthetic gorm nowadays anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Made this quite a while ago (2012 says the date on the file?! is that possible?), reading this made me go search my hard drive for it. 😆
November 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Recently got into photography and use a FOSS program called Darktable to manage/edit etc my pictures.

Last week my brother in law, who's semi-professional, was raving about how I should use Adobe's AI slop filled Lightroom instead & I had to sit there like 😬 "Uh huh. Yes, I see that is interesting"
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is what I tell my mother when she asks why I'm sill single.
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
And the bastards wouldn't let you in? You should've sued. 😡
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Beach That Makes You Grow Old movie is so, so terrible & is my exhibit A in how Shyamalan always speaks down to his audiences.

(Alternatively I hold Fury Road up as a film that respects the audience & trusts they will get plot & world/setting without halting the movie to explain it to them)
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Buddy, wait till you see all the excess U's!
October 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What?! A decent movie?! This is am outrage. I'm asking Patreon for a refund.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everyone is mourning Ace's death in their own way.
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
All LBJ had to do was call up Mr Haggar to get some new damn slacks.
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Am I allowed to forgo the "giant head" prosthetic and pointy ears, or is that compulsory?
October 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
While I wait to leave this app I will continue to post on this app because my narcissism and performative righteousness knows no bounds! Like and subscribe!
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ehhhhh.... After they replaced some of the cast after the first season, it's no wonder it was eventually cancelled. 😉
October 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This has real "I've heard people say 'off-the-record' in movies therefor, I know what that means" vibes.
October 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's the deep cuts like this that fill me with power, Mr Corbett. Thank you for all you do. Also, thank you for all the chicken... green peppers... corn... chili... *sigh*... onions....
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Watch on the Rhine - 1943. Bette Davis, Paul Lukas.
October 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sometimes, a single reaction isn't enough.
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You're talking about the president aren't you?
October 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
One guy did stuff like make characters who's goal was to be a leather tanner. Not even *the worlds greatest* leather tanner, or even as part of a "I just want to tan my damn leather, and the bastards keep pulling me back in" repeated beat/joke. But being a fighter and his goal was wanting a... job.
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Do you run into people who won't take chances or be heroic or motivated *in game*? In my last group this was a repeated theme. It was mind boggling. Sure, i want my pc to survive, but i also wanna do cool stuff, and this would happen despite "session zero"... I could never get them over that.
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM