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Brian Wooley
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A still image of the character Roger De Bris from THE PRODUCERS with the caption: “Forgive the pun”
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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How I look reading your posts
A still image from the film A CHRISTMAS STORY showing Darren McGavin as “the Old Man” wearing a very skeptical expression.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
The cover of the LP “Spike” by Elvis Costello. It depicts Costello as though his head were mounted on a wall plaque, with his face covered in grease paint— half black, half white.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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A cartoon-like illustration of a squirrel wearing dart glasses and holding a cane, standing next to an outsized acorn and smiling. It is a visual expression of the adage “Even a blind squirrel sometimes find a nut.“
October 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Unsolicited dick pick
An image of white guitar pick with the word “dick” printed on it in small black type.
October 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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A still image of Ben Stein’s teacher character from FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF, with a caption that reads: “Thank you, Simone.”
October 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Im here you fuckass bitch
An image showing a Hill’s department store fronting a nearly empty parking lot, under an overcast sky.
September 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A still image from the film A Fish Called Wanda, depicting Otto asking Wendy “What was the middle part?“
August 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Jerry Lundegaard does not approve this message.
A screenshot from the Spelling Bee online word game, with the letters selected to spell out TRUCOAT. The game is displaying a message that this word is not in the game's word list.
August 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
A screen capture of a tweet by Matt Gallagher, followed by a response from Spencer Ackerman. Tweet: “There have been worse times, there have been better times, but I refuse to believe there have ever been dumber times.” Response: “Wait till tomorrow. Today was the smartest day of the rest of your life.”
August 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Share one of your favorite movie characters
A still image of the character George Bailey from the movie IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE.
August 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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A still image of the character Hannibal Lecter from THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, with a caption reading “Who can say?”
July 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A still from the Argument Sketch by Monty Python’s Flying Circus, with the caption “it can be.”
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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A still from the film NOBODY’S FOOL, showing Paul Newman as the character Donald Sullivan, with a caption reading: “Not Now. Not ever.”
June 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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39 and up Bluesky - drop a pic with your age.
A photo of a blue-and-white address plaque on a white brick wall, displaying the number fifty-two.
June 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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An image of the character Todd Hockney from the film THE USUAL SUSPECTS, with the caption: “Is it Friday already?”
June 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet by @MattGallagherO: There have been worse times, there have been better times, but I refuse to believe there have ever been dumber times. And a response from @attackerman: Wait till tomorrow. Today was the smartest day of the rest of your life.
May 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A still image from A FEW GOOD MEN, depicting the character Colonel Jessup looking annoyed and asking “Is there another kind?”
May 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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A still image from THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER in which the Soviet ambassador sheepishly admits that the Soviet Navy has lost another submarine.
May 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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age yourself with your first computer
Image of a Tandy TRS 80 portable computer, which is the size of a small suitcase
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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It was indeed.
A photo taken today of the sun setting in the west over the shore of Lake Erie in Cleveland, Ohio. A bank of high clouds, blue-gray in color, frame the image at the top. The lake’s surface, rippled by the offshore wind, is displays a beautiful golden track of reflected sunlight that comes directly toward the viewer from the low sun—which hangs in the sky between the clouds above and the lake below.
April 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
The character Dora Charleston (portrayed by Maggie Smith) from the film MURDER BY DEATH, remarking to her husband (portrayed by David Niven): “Oh, that's tacky, That's really tacky.”
April 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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A still image from “National Lampoon’s Vacation,” depicting a car salesmen saying: YOU THINK YOU HATE IT NOW, BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU DRIVE IT.
April 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM