Brian Turner
@brianturnernc.bsky.social
Current: 5-term NC House Rep. District 116
Former: UNC Asheville Asst. Vice Chancellor, Mfg. COO, MTV producer.
Would post weird shit but it would end up on a mail piece.
Former: UNC Asheville Asst. Vice Chancellor, Mfg. COO, MTV producer.
Would post weird shit but it would end up on a mail piece.
Happy Halloween.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Happy Halloween.
Uh, thanks for the update.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Uh, thanks for the update.
Trash day in WNC.
October 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Trash day in WNC.
Waffle doing what Waffle does. 🪦
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Waffle doing what Waffle does. 🪦
Guy trying to slip into the HOV.
October 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Guy trying to slip into the HOV.
Ready for a poorly drawn version of Waffle.
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ready for a poorly drawn version of Waffle.
My deliver person caught on camera. Just glad she didn’t take a bite.
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My deliver person caught on camera. Just glad she didn’t take a bite.
Moths just chilling in the light. Thx for the visit.
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Moths just chilling in the light. Thx for the visit.
Not every day you get to host a Navy pilot/astronaut/US Senator at your house & I would gladly have Sen. Kelly back again. It is tough when you are in the minority (a feeling I know well) but he is working to hold the line against the overreach of Trump. A pretty awesome human being all around.
August 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Not every day you get to host a Navy pilot/astronaut/US Senator at your house & I would gladly have Sen. Kelly back again. It is tough when you are in the minority (a feeling I know well) but he is working to hold the line against the overreach of Trump. A pretty awesome human being all around.
Just released it into the backyard and I’m guessing close to 5’-6’.
August 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just released it into the backyard and I’m guessing close to 5’-6’.
First snake of the summer.This was a good size one about 3 1/2 feet long. These are great for rodent control & are just fun to have around the house.They’re non-venomous & even if they were to bite you it’s like getting a scratch from briars.Please don’t hurt or kill them.
August 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
First snake of the summer.This was a good size one about 3 1/2 feet long. These are great for rodent control & are just fun to have around the house.They’re non-venomous & even if they were to bite you it’s like getting a scratch from briars.Please don’t hurt or kill them.
This weekend my wife Hope and four of her Deaf Mafia girlfriends descended upon ATL. Tagging the beltline and having a blast.
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This weekend my wife Hope and four of her Deaf Mafia girlfriends descended upon ATL. Tagging the beltline and having a blast.
Struggling to decide if I want to be a real man or spend time with my family.
May 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Struggling to decide if I want to be a real man or spend time with my family.
Grateful for the work of the NCGA today to help my hometown recover from Hurricane Helene.
May 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Grateful for the work of the NCGA today to help my hometown recover from Hurricane Helene.
I think someone knows and isn’t telling.
April 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think someone knows and isn’t telling.
Trying to find where the smell of death is coming from.
April 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Trying to find where the smell of death is coming from.
Cat encounters yard service guy. Cat retreats.
April 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cat encounters yard service guy. Cat retreats.
Cat (Waffle) goes outside to confidently explore.
April 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cat (Waffle) goes outside to confidently explore.
Left a can of unopened seltzer in the car in Raleigh. The increase in pressure from the heat ripped the top of the can off. I would have thought the failure point would have been the drink opening. Boyle’s Law IRL.
April 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Left a can of unopened seltzer in the car in Raleigh. The increase in pressure from the heat ripped the top of the can off. I would have thought the failure point would have been the drink opening. Boyle’s Law IRL.
AI is the mayor of Uncanny Valley.
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
AI is the mayor of Uncanny Valley.
And no I not have a weird Dorian Gray thing happening. Here is a more recent pic.
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And no I not have a weird Dorian Gray thing happening. Here is a more recent pic.
Tonight we did lunar new year themed turkey dinner. Soy-honey glazed turkey with five spice seasoning. Vegetable fried rice, bok chou, and custard buns shaped like pigs for dessert. Learned about the hot spots in the new oven but the charred skin added some flavor and texture.
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Tonight we did lunar new year themed turkey dinner. Soy-honey glazed turkey with five spice seasoning. Vegetable fried rice, bok chou, and custard buns shaped like pigs for dessert. Learned about the hot spots in the new oven but the charred skin added some flavor and texture.
Me: which box one do you want? (sends pic to daughter)
Daughter: the variety pack
Me: they are both variety packs
Daughter: the one with the red & purple can
Me: 🧐
Daughter: the variety pack
Me: they are both variety packs
Daughter: the one with the red & purple can
Me: 🧐
January 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: which box one do you want? (sends pic to daughter)
Daughter: the variety pack
Me: they are both variety packs
Daughter: the one with the red & purple can
Me: 🧐
Daughter: the variety pack
Me: they are both variety packs
Daughter: the one with the red & purple can
Me: 🧐