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Brian Thompson: The Musical
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Official account of the upcoming independent show, Brian Thompson: The Musical. It's a satirical retelling of the ultimate bad boy of healthcare, CEO Brian Thompson.

Make sure your health plan covers earworms because these tunes are contagious!
Hey! We got a rule around here about blowing Bubbas!
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One by one, each track from Brian Thompson The Musical will be uploaded for your bemusement. Make sure your health plan covers earworms because these tunes are infectious!
Debut song, if you're interested:
youtu.be/Fl_J1pRsvXM?...

#freeluigi #BrianThompsonTheMusical #theater #musicals #offbroadway
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I got tired of the media hyper-focusing on Luigi Mangione's personal life, with no attention given to Brian Thompson's actions or characters. So, I wrote a musical about him. He was a real jerk. Check out the debut track!
youtu.be/Fl_J1pRsvXM?...

#freeluigi #musicals #indie #brianthompsonthemusical
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
All of this Charlie Kirk stuff is just a distraction meant to distract us from the fact that Brian Thompson once fooled a mosquito into sucking the pus out of one of his zits.
#FreeLuigi
#BrianThompsonTheMusical
September 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Gonna tell my kids this was Anne Coulter.
September 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Things are so bad nowadays that nobody has even noticed or appreciated that we haven’t gotten a Seltzerberg “parody” film in forever.
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
September 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
September 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Brian Thompson was a real ROCK STAR in the field of denying essential health coverage to the sick!
#BrianThompsonTheMusical
#FreeLuigi
August 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Brian Thompson is bigger than Jesus!
#BrianThompsonTheMusical
#FreeLuigi
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Nuh uh!
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Happy 9th anniversary to this @pattonoswalt.bsky.social banger. Rue the world where it continues being relevant.
August 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am not paying that.
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We’ve lived to see a return of the Know Nothings. God this country is fucking stupid.
July 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Brian Thompson also gets pictures of boobs sent to him, although the wind blows them away.
July 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Nice teeth, schmuck. Who’d you take them to: the orcodontist?
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Your one puny Dick is no match for my mighty Dick Armey.
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Fun trivia for all you Requiem For A Dream fans out there:

Brian Thompson made cinema history when he completely ad-libbed this line. Director Darren Aronofsky later admitted that Brian wasn't even an actor and instead had just wandered onto the set that day.
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can I get a big fat F in the chat for my main cr*cker, Brian Thompson?

#BrianThompsonTheMusical
#LuigiMangione
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You've heard of Team Jacob vs Team Edward.

Are you ready for Team Luigi vs Team Thompson?
June 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A harrowing image of the riots occurring in LA right now.
June 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Happy 17th anniversary to this legendary comic!

Here's a fun fact for all you LOSSheads out there: this wacky scenario would not be covered by most United Healthcare plans!
#BrianThompsonTheMusical
#LuigiMangione
June 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM