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Brian Thompson: The Musical
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Official account of the upcoming independent show, Brian Thompson: The Musical. It's a satirical retelling of the ultimate bad boy of healthcare, CEO Brian Thompson.

Make sure your health plan covers earworms because these tunes are contagious!
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Hey! We got a rule around here about blowing Bubbas!
Anthropomorphic purple cartoon fish with an eyepatch angrily points against a violent red background.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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One by one, each track from Brian Thompson The Musical will be uploaded for your bemusement. Make sure your health plan covers earworms because these tunes are infectious!
Debut song, if you're interested:
youtu.be/Fl_J1pRsvXM?...

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Maroon colored playbill with gold trim on the corners. A Brian Thompson The Musical logo is at the top while a man's face is at the bottom with "A play by Augie Rettler" is written below. In the middle of the image is a track listing with 9 songs, titled: 1 Overture 2 The Real Victims 3 Sickos 4 Eureka! (Cuts, Cuts, Cuts) 5 Brian Fights Back 6 Merry Shopmas/Three Shots 7 He Lives On 8 Take A Bow (Ending) 9 Wandy's Song [Bonus Track]
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I got tired of the media hyper-focusing on Luigi Mangione's personal life, with no attention given to Brian Thompson's actions or characters. So, I wrote a musical about him. He was a real jerk. Check out the debut track!
youtu.be/Fl_J1pRsvXM?...

#freeluigi #musicals #indie #brianthompsonthemusical
A maroon playbill with gold trim corners. "BRIAN THOMPSON THE MUSICAL" is written in front of three bullets whizzing by. An ugly man's face appears in a gold circle, with the words "A play by Augie rettler" written beneath him.
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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All of this Charlie Kirk stuff is just a distraction meant to distract us from the fact that Brian Thompson once fooled a mosquito into sucking the pus out of one of his zits.
#FreeLuigi
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Two panel meme where the girl from Requiem From A Dream is looking at Brian Thompson who says “ASS TO ASS!”
September 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Gonna tell my kids this was Anne Coulter.
King Ramses from Courage The Cowardly Dog standing against a foggy background.
September 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Things are so bad nowadays that nobody has even noticed or appreciated that we haven’t gotten a Seltzerberg “parody” film in forever.
Painfully unfunny movie poster for “SUPER FAST!”, an obvious parody of the Fast And The Furious franchise. It features a red sports car and a bunch of actors with a Vin Diesel knockoff at the forefront. This piece of shit came out 10 years ago and is the last outing by the infamous Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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A quartet of asses with no upper bodies, all wearing marching band uniforms. They’re playing four different brass instruments with their anuses as the mouth. A caption below reads: “The ass band will play a song of farts to celebrate your failure.”
September 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Brian Thompson’s head is superimposed next to a box of Trojan Extra Small Condoms.
September 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Brian Thompson was a real ROCK STAR in the field of denying essential health coverage to the sick!
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#FreeLuigi
August 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Brian Thompson is bigger than Jesus!
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Late CEO, Brian Thompson, hands out denied claims to a crowd of poverty-ridden people in a Biblical setting.
August 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Nuh uh!
Brendan Frasier in the whale, looking sickly. Captioned “Governments don’t even bother to explain why we should start a war anymore… they just look at you like this”
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Happy 9th anniversary to this @pattonoswalt.bsky.social banger. Rue the world where it continues being relevant.
Patton Oswald tweet from August 7th, 2016. It reads: The "male feminist ally turns out to be a creeper/harasser" is the "family values politician turns out to be gay" for millenials.
August 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I am not paying that.
Screenshot of a book for sale at the price of $38,425,848.
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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We’ve lived to see a return of the Know Nothings. God this country is fucking stupid.
“The American Party, known as the Native American Party before 1855 and colloquially referred to as the Know Nothings, or the Know Nothing Party, was an Old Stock nativist political movement in the United States in the 1850s. Members of the movement were required to say "I know nothing" whenever they were asked about its specifics by outsiders, providing the group with its colloquial name.”
July 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Brian Thompson also gets pictures of boobs sent to him, although the wind blows them away.
A fucking tombstone with a dense graveyard behind it.
July 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Nice teeth, schmuck. Who’d you take them to: the orcodontist?
The Mouth of Sauron.
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Your one puny Dick is no match for my mighty Dick Armey.
Dick Armey in a “Mr Burns saying excellent” pose.
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Fun trivia for all you Requiem For A Dream fans out there:

Brian Thompson made cinema history when he completely ad-libbed this line. Director Darren Aronofsky later admitted that Brian wasn't even an actor and instead had just wandered onto the set that day.
The "ass to ass" scene from Requiem For a Dream but with Brian Thompson as Uncle Hank. (Brian Thompson was the Unitedhealth CEO who got absolutely smoked last December, allegedly by Luigi Mangione but nothing has been proven.)
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Can I get a big fat F in the chat for my main cr*cker, Brian Thompson?

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#LuigiMangione
Brian Thompson crudely photoshopped to be Eminem. Beside him is the text "if you had ONE SHOT to marginally increase your vast fortune by denying valid health claims made by society's most vulnerable sufferers would you just let it slip?"
June 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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You've heard of Team Jacob vs Team Edward.

Are you ready for Team Luigi vs Team Thompson?
The faces of Luigi Mangione and Brian Thompson are crudely edited onto the bodies of Jacob and Edward from the Twilight films.
June 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A harrowing image of the riots occurring in LA right now.
Pro-Trump insurrectionists attacking Capitol police on January 6th, 2021.
June 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A bunch of impotent congressional democrats holding up teeny little pathetic signs with slogans like "SAVE MEDICAID", "FALSE" and "THAT'S A LIE!" written on them. Needless to say, this did not defeat fascism. Photo taken at the 2025 American State of the Union Address.
June 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Happy 17th anniversary to this legendary comic!

Here's a fun fact for all you LOSSheads out there: this wacky scenario would not be covered by most United Healthcare plans!
#BrianThompsonTheMusical
#LuigiMangione
Extremely shitty four panel comic of some concerned looking dweeb rushing into a hospital, being directed by the receptionist, talking to a doctor and finally approaching a sobbing woman who is clutching her belly on a hospital bed
June 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM