Rev. Brian Beissel
@brianthepastor.bsky.social
Pastor, Timmy’s dad, Michelle’s husband, go Phillies!
I would not mind hanging out with Fred Ottman. But I’m pretty sure I could do it in a much cheaper way.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I would not mind hanging out with Fred Ottman. But I’m pretty sure I could do it in a much cheaper way.
Dear 8 year old me,
You will grow up to be very jealous of Dan Slott.
You will grow up to be very jealous of Dan Slott.
August 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Dear 8 year old me,
You will grow up to be very jealous of Dan Slott.
You will grow up to be very jealous of Dan Slott.
I bet she even reads a phone book with conviction in her voice.
July 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I bet she even reads a phone book with conviction in her voice.
I wish the guy would stop talking about God. Pretty sure he’s never cracked open the Bible.
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I wish the guy would stop talking about God. Pretty sure he’s never cracked open the Bible.
They, meaning the ultra wealthy, don’t consider us to be human. We are subcreatures.
July 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They, meaning the ultra wealthy, don’t consider us to be human. We are subcreatures.
Around, around, up, down
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Around, around, up, down
Yeah don’t you remember, after Jesus said you must share your extra coat with those who have none, he said jk go get yours lol.
May 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yeah don’t you remember, after Jesus said you must share your extra coat with those who have none, he said jk go get yours lol.
I want Ollie’s chili.
April 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I want Ollie’s chili.
Reposted by Rev. Brian Beissel
MLB spends a lot of time and effort to pat itself on the back on Jackie Robinson Day every April 15. It should explain how it can do that while erasing the word "diversity" from its website and remaining silent as the Trump administration attempts to erase Jackie Robinson's history.
March 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
MLB spends a lot of time and effort to pat itself on the back on Jackie Robinson Day every April 15. It should explain how it can do that while erasing the word "diversity" from its website and remaining silent as the Trump administration attempts to erase Jackie Robinson's history.
I remember her! Also from a few episodes of Night court, if I’m not mistaken.
March 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I remember her! Also from a few episodes of Night court, if I’m not mistaken.
I’ll vote for you
March 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I’ll vote for you
Everything that helps people is wrong, just like Jesus said.
March 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Everything that helps people is wrong, just like Jesus said.
I’m a member of my local Democrat committee. Recently I was out of breakfast where one of our members asked why on earth we just accepted the results of the election and she was talked down to by the chair. He told her she was being a conspiracy theorist.
March 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m a member of my local Democrat committee. Recently I was out of breakfast where one of our members asked why on earth we just accepted the results of the election and she was talked down to by the chair. He told her she was being a conspiracy theorist.
So how did it taste?
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So how did it taste?
What did the poor chicken do to him?
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What did the poor chicken do to him?
I was upset with the lack of love scenes.
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was upset with the lack of love scenes.