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brian the gleeman
@brianthegleeman.bsky.social
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the unofficial third dusty wheel guy
you know, the funny one

isabella-stan

book reviews at https://reviews.brianseitel.com/
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Aurora borealis from my back yard :)
A landscape photo of the Aurora borealis in red and green
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Happiest of birthdays to the Distinguished Professor Lt Colonel Hot Mike @michaellivingston.com!
Mike Livingston posing in a black tank top and blonde wig on a bed. He also has his signature mustache.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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bree did you do this
a red MAGA-style hat that reads "Dick Cheney died on the day that Zohran Mamdani was elected mayor of NYC, Nov 4, 2025"
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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A cartoon with two panels. In each panel is a speaker at a podium and a crowd of people. In the first panel the speaker says "Who of you hates windows?" and the entire crowd raises their hand. In the second panel, the speaker says "And who would stop using it and switch to Linux?" and nobody raises their hand.
October 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Post you from a different era
Brian in a restoration era white shirt, red linen pants. He has long black hair and stares intently at the camera. The backdrop is a tent and woods. He looks kinda like a pirate or something.
October 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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do you think it should be able to pass the Zooey test?
Two photos of Zooey Deschanel, one with bangs and the other without. She’s virtually unrecognizable without the bangs.
October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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You know what you don’t see on bulletin boards at local restaurants?

Actual orthopedic surgeons and actual doctors with actual medical degrees based on actual science.
A business card attached to a billboard for chiropractors.
October 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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🎶 Do you like lesbiannns? 🎶

Look, even after working out, you gotta support your bros. Super thrilled for you all to read The Sovereign!!

@clclark.bsky.social
Brian posing by flexing his arm with two books, The Sovereign and Fate’s Bane, by CL Clark. He’s standing in a bookstore and wearing a shirt that says “Deadlifts & Dragons.”
October 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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happy rapture to those who celebrate
A renaissance style painting in the background of people ascending to heaven. In the foreground is Joe from Talk’aran’rhiod blowing a shofar (horn). There is text at the top in an over-the-top religious font that says “The rapture is upon us”
September 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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An inspirational quote picture. The background is at the summit of a mountain, with other mountains rising through the clouds all the way to the horizon. Letters, in white, appear in the foreground. "In wars, boy, fools kill other fools for foolish causes." Eye of the World 4:20
September 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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My dog comes too. :)
A picture of a pizza box with a cartoon man in a red shirt and red hat, and a puppy dog. The words say “M&B Pizza Delivery.”
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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"Democrats suck at messaging," says Democrat who sends me emails that I didn't sign up for.
An email header. The subject is "Democrats Suck at Messaging" and the From field is "Josh Harder: info@harderforcongress.com.
August 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Got a #WoTIdol Bingo! Thanks @kangus.bsky.social !!
A WoTIdol bingo card where every entry is "Nipples" and is checked off, except for the center which is "Free" and also checked off.
August 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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my WoTIdol Bingo Card:
A bingo card full of various WoT-related concepts that might appear in the WoTIdol contest.
August 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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why i quit reading this fantasy book
a pie chart in various shades of blue. from 12-1 o'clock is "TOO SLOW" in light blue, representing 10% of the pie. From 2-3:30 o'clock is "TURNED BADASS WARRIOR MC INTO A THERAPIST" in a midtone blue. The rest of the pie chart, representing 70%, is dark blue and reads "they wrote glistening orbs instead of eyes."
August 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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you’re welcome. also, this.
A woman is tying her hair back behind her head and has an intense look on her face as she stares at someone off camera. The caption reads “I’m gonna win this hot dog eating contest.”
July 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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this could be reality but noooooooo
A picture of Brian posing at WoTCon. In the background are some people talking. Crudely pasted onto the let is Bree wearing a mask and holding a sander.
July 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Well, that concludes our Star Trek Fantasy Reverse Fantasy Casting, where we cast WoT characters as Star Trek: TNG characters. See our final cast below!!

Thanks for playing, #Wotskies!

#WoTInStarTrekTNG #WheelOfTimeOnPrime #SaveWOT
A five-by-four grid of character portraits. The first and third rows are Star Trek: The Next Generation characters, and the second and fourth rows are Wheel of Time on Prime characters. From top left to bottom right, the matchups: Moiraine as Picard, Mat as Riker, Loial as Data, Elayne as Geordi, Min as Troi, Nynaeve as Worf, Queen Morgase as Dr Crusher, Gawyn Trakand as Wesley Crusher, Lanfear as Q, and Perrin as Miles O'Brien. There are little blue arrows to assist the viewer in making the matchups.
July 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Our Chief O'Brien is the inimitable Perrin Aybara, chosen for his curly hair, helpful demeanor albeit with a healthy dose of grumpiness, and his willingness to try anything, including go to alternate realities! What else could Keiko/Faile want?

Great job, y'all!
A five by four grid. The first and third rows are Star Trek characters. The second and fourth rows are WoT characters. From top left to bottom right, the matchups: Moiraine as Picard, Mat as Riker, Loial as Data, Elayne as Geordi, Min as Troi, Nynaeve as Worf, Queen Morgase as Dr Crusher, Gawyn as Wesley Crusher, Lanfear as Q, and Perrin as Miles O'Brien.
July 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Last but certainly not least is Chief Miles O'Brien, transporter chief and voted Most Likely to Star in a Spin-Off.

#Wotskies, which #WheelOfTimeOnPrime TV show character would YOU cast as O'Brien?

I need a name, but reasoning makes it fun!

#WheelOfTime #SaveWOT #StarTrekFanCasting
Miles O'Brien, a white Irish man in a yellow Star Trek uniform.
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Our #Wotskies overwhelming favorite for Q is the emo queen herself, Lanfear! You chose her for her power and inability to stop meddling with the normal folks. She flips sides like a pancake, and she looks good doing it!

All hail Lanfear, the Q of Randland!
A five by four grid of characters. The first and third rows are Star Trek characters. The second and fourth rows are Wheel of Time on Prime characters that have been cast as their corresponding Star Trek characters. The bottom right, last cell is empty because it hasn't been cast. The match ups from top left to bottom right: Moiraine as Picard, Mat as Riker, Loial as Data, Elayne as Geordi, Min as Troi, Nynaeve as Worf, Queen Morgase as Dr Crusher, Gawyn as Wesley Crusher, Lanfear as Q, and O'Brien has not yet been cast so the matchup is blank.
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Next up in our Star Trek challenge is Q, the prankster quasi-god who loves messing with our protagonists!

Which #WheelOfTimeOnPrime character would YOU cast as the smarmy yet occasionally charming Q?

I need a name, but reasoning is highly desired! Let's go #Wotskies!

#SaveWOT #WheelOfTime #STTNG
John De Lancie, a white dude with black hair, wears a futuristic white suit with a white background. He is Q, from Star Trek.
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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The people have spoken! The little shit that plays Wesley is the mostly despicable Gawyn Trakand (sorry, Jon)! Y'all cast him because he's a little shit. Have I said that already?

A hearty congratulations to Galad for evading this dubious honor!
A 5 by 4 grid. The first and third rows are Star Trek characters, and the second and fourth rows are Wheel of Time on Prime characters. The final two slots are blank, by the way. Matchups from top left to bottom right: Moiraine as Picard, Mat as Riker, Loial as Data, Elayne as Geordi la Forge, Min as Deanna Troi, Nynaeve as Worf, Queen Morgase as Dr Crusher, and Gawyn Trakand as Wesley Crusher. Q and O'Brien have yet to be cast.
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Next up in our Star Trek challenge is the controversial Wesley Crusher! Whether he's being told to shut up or traveling through time, Wes is continuously getting into trouble.

Which #WheelOfTimeOnPrime character would YOU cast as Wes Crusher?

I need a name, #WoTskies, but provide your reasoning!
Wesley Crusher, wearing the dumb uniform with the rainbow stripe across the top.
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Slightly edging out the competition, our choice for Dr Crusher is Queen Morgase, on account of being a MILF!

Off with their heads! And then to Sickbay, stat, for healing with tricorders!
A five-by-four grid. The first and third rows are Star Trek characters, and the second and fourth rows are Wheel of Time characters corresponding to the characters above. The match-ups in order are: Moiraine as Picard, Mat Cauthon as Commander Riker, Loial as Data, Elayne as Geordi LaForge, Min as Deanna, Nynaeve as Worf, and Queen Morgase as Dr Crusher. The remaining three characters, Wesley Crusher, Q, and O'Brien have blank matching squares because they haven't been cast yet.
June 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM