Brian Strean
@brianstrean.bsky.social
Professional Face Melter. I write rock music for sad people @ourfutureleaders @swansingermusic https://linktr.ee/ourfutureleaders
I’m doing this diet called “fasting” where I eat lots of food real fast
September 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m doing this diet called “fasting” where I eat lots of food real fast
How come mallows only come marshed? And what other foods are we marshing? We’re focusing on all the wrong shit
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How come mallows only come marshed? And what other foods are we marshing? We’re focusing on all the wrong shit
Taxidermy the rich
July 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Taxidermy the rich
Mango is the best fruit. There I said it.
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mango is the best fruit. There I said it.
I don’t understand why people are creating problems on Friday that are clearly Monday problems
June 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don’t understand why people are creating problems on Friday that are clearly Monday problems
It’s a big, beautiful break up
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s a big, beautiful break up
What type of dinosaur are you?
Mybackisaur
Mybackisaur
June 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What type of dinosaur are you?
Mybackisaur
Mybackisaur
Because America is COOKED
May 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Because America is COOKED
Conservatives: School shootings aren’t because of guns, it’s because of mental health issues
Also conservatives: Education Department stops $1 billion in funding for school mental health 🧐
www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n...
Also conservatives: Education Department stops $1 billion in funding for school mental health 🧐
www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n...
Education Department stops $1 billion in funding for school mental health
Congress created the grants in the aftermath of the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas. The goal was to help schools hire mental health professionals, including counselors and social workers.
www.npr.org
May 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Conservatives: School shootings aren’t because of guns, it’s because of mental health issues
Also conservatives: Education Department stops $1 billion in funding for school mental health 🧐
www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n...
Also conservatives: Education Department stops $1 billion in funding for school mental health 🧐
www.npr.org/2025/05/01/n...
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We did a collaboration with producer Jeremus on this cool synthwave cover of “Letting The Cables Sleep” by Bush it’s out now on Spotify 💜🤘
Letting The Cables Sleep
Our Future Leaders · Single · 2025 · 1 songs
open.spotify.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We did a collaboration with producer Jeremus on this cool synthwave cover of “Letting The Cables Sleep” by Bush it’s out now on Spotify 💜🤘
I'm a firm believer in an enclosed section in restaurants for families with kids where they can all go and be in their own shared space while others can enjoy their night out kinda like the new smoking section. Hi, table for two? Screaming or non screaming?
April 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm a firm believer in an enclosed section in restaurants for families with kids where they can all go and be in their own shared space while others can enjoy their night out kinda like the new smoking section. Hi, table for two? Screaming or non screaming?
Corporations are always talking about “innovating” but when it comes to return to office policies it’s because “everybody else is doing it” 😒
April 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Corporations are always talking about “innovating” but when it comes to return to office policies it’s because “everybody else is doing it” 😒
Hamas. Short for Bahamas.
March 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hamas. Short for Bahamas.
Now stop messing with the time. Leave it alone.
March 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Now stop messing with the time. Leave it alone.
The rich people pay the other rich people to convince you that poor people are the problem
March 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The rich people pay the other rich people to convince you that poor people are the problem
Ain’t no way anyone has ever called Steve Miller “space cow boy”. Ain’t no way
March 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ain’t no way anyone has ever called Steve Miller “space cow boy”. Ain’t no way
My wife crept into my office while I was working because she wanted to show me her Pokémon and honestly that’s what it’s about lol #pokemongo
February 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My wife crept into my office while I was working because she wanted to show me her Pokémon and honestly that’s what it’s about lol #pokemongo
Hey at least we had a good run. Or did we?
February 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey at least we had a good run. Or did we?
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“It’s really easy to take advantage of the federal government” - Elon Musk
February 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“It’s really easy to take advantage of the federal government” - Elon Musk
Trump declared himself king from the official White House account. Isn’t this where we draw the line?
February 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump declared himself king from the official White House account. Isn’t this where we draw the line?
Is it just me or do the pop tarts in foil taste better than the other?
February 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Is it just me or do the pop tarts in foil taste better than the other?
Nicolas Cage should buy a chicken farm called Nicolas Cage Free Eggs
February 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Nicolas Cage should buy a chicken farm called Nicolas Cage Free Eggs
Each time I have to reply to an email, I’m making the font one size smaller
February 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Each time I have to reply to an email, I’m making the font one size smaller
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Because it’s called the Gulf of Mexico
February 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Because it’s called the Gulf of Mexico
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It was never about “free speech.”
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
It was never about “free speech.”