Brian Schroer
@brianschroer.bsky.social
Software engineer, St. Louis (Don't call it "the Lou" - That's disgusting) sports fan.
I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I usually follow the rules, but on occasion I'll sneak into QT and fill my pockets with pico de gallo so I can snack throughout the day.
How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How much snow did we get in U City? Oh, it's about one lion head deep.
Happy Danksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Danksgiving
I don't know what the category would be, but the inventor of this button deserves a Nobel Prize.
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don't know what the category would be, but the inventor of this button deserves a Nobel Prize.
If I did "a Hank Hill" and came into Schnucks with a screwdriver and pliers and offered to tighten their credit card machines so they don't swivel when you're trying to push the buttons, how do you think that would be received?
September 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If I did "a Hank Hill" and came into Schnucks with a screwdriver and pliers and offered to tighten their credit card machines so they don't swivel when you're trying to push the buttons, how do you think that would be received?
O.C.P. (Yeah, you know me)
September 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
O.C.P. (Yeah, you know me)
That doesn't sound comfortable, and I'm afraid they'd break if you sat on them.
September 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
That doesn't sound comfortable, and I'm afraid they'd break if you sat on them.
Fun fact: My wife shares a birthday with Bono & mine is the same as The Edge's.
August 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fun fact: My wife shares a birthday with Bono & mine is the same as The Edge's.
Costco already selling Halloween stuff in mid-July.
July 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Costco already selling Halloween stuff in mid-July.
"Well sir, some of the other meeks and I have been talking, and we'd like some clarification on the inheritance timeline. Do we have to wait for all of the a-holes to die? 'Cause it seems like we keep making more of 'em."
June 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Well sir, some of the other meeks and I have been talking, and we'd like some clarification on the inheritance timeline. Do we have to wait for all of the a-holes to die? 'Cause it seems like we keep making more of 'em."
I forgot my backpack when I biked to the library and was riding home with a book precariously tucked under my arm when I saw a dog poop bag dispenser at Lewis Park.
Perfect fit! ...and a good metaphor for my opinion of the man about whom the book was written.
Perfect fit! ...and a good metaphor for my opinion of the man about whom the book was written.
June 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I forgot my backpack when I biked to the library and was riding home with a book precariously tucked under my arm when I saw a dog poop bag dispenser at Lewis Park.
Perfect fit! ...and a good metaphor for my opinion of the man about whom the book was written.
Perfect fit! ...and a good metaphor for my opinion of the man about whom the book was written.
With that striped suit, he looks like an old-timey escaped prisoner.
June 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
With that striped suit, he looks like an old-timey escaped prisoner.
Love this headline typo. I knew pickles are brined, but didn't know it was involved in pickleball.
June 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Love this headline typo. I knew pickles are brined, but didn't know it was involved in pickleball.
Refreshing to see a St. Louis team that knows how to beat KC. #stlcards #AllForCITY
May 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Refreshing to see a St. Louis team that knows how to beat KC. #stlcards #AllForCITY
I don't know what team this is from the #AllForCIty 2 match YouTube broadcast, but it ain't us.
April 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I don't know what team this is from the #AllForCIty 2 match YouTube broadcast, but it ain't us.
Battlehawks - 11:30, Cardinals - 3:00, Blues - 5:00, CITY - 7:30
April 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Battlehawks - 11:30, Cardinals - 3:00, Blues - 5:00, CITY - 7:30
Blues garden gnome marked down to $5 in the Dierbergs day-old sushi aisle. At that price, it would be fiscally irresponsible not to buy one.
April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Blues garden gnome marked down to $5 in the Dierbergs day-old sushi aisle. At that price, it would be fiscally irresponsible not to buy one.
Yeah the Brentwood Promenade parking lot on a Saturday is a perfect place to take a nap, guys.
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yeah the Brentwood Promenade parking lot on a Saturday is a perfect place to take a nap, guys.
¡Yo también, Duolingo!
April 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
¡Yo también, Duolingo!
🎵 it's the most wonderful time of the year🎵
March 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🎵 it's the most wonderful time of the year🎵
Brad Nailer would be a good porn star name.
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Brad Nailer would be a good porn star name.
Blazing Saddles tribute painting in the Trader Joe's men's room.
March 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Blazing Saddles tribute painting in the Trader Joe's men's room.
When do playoff tickets go on sale?
March 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When do playoff tickets go on sale?