introducing a bill to replace all bathroom signs with color printouts of “the large gamete” or whateverthefuck

Very funny to direct multiple “not all of us went to Harvard” digs at Rich. You and he are far and away the most intellectually-consistent, critical-about-Harvard writers I know??

my version of a watermark is the fact that the original used helvetica instead of impact because I made it on my office computer in MS Paint

💯 and I have never felt prouder when I see it reproduced in foreign languages

“Talkie” is actually the best one by this metric???!

this is sending me down a k-hole regarding the word “film”

And he says: “Okay, we’re going to do improvisations. Now, you’re on a bobsled, and It’s snowing out, and it’s cold. Okay. Go.