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These letters will pulled off. Auctioned. All of the things auctioned, including authentic rubble from the new east wing. It will be a proper boon
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
These letters will pulled off. Auctioned. All of the things auctioned, including authentic rubble from the new east wing. It will be a proper boon
Immigration is American. Multiculturalism is beneficial. Free trade is not great policy. Not embarrassed.
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Immigration is American. Multiculturalism is beneficial. Free trade is not great policy. Not embarrassed.
Yes please. There is a climate emergency, taxing carbon industry is critically necessary. The emergency timeline demands swift, executive action on this and other issues of human vulnerability.
Greatest Scotus ever.
Greatest Scotus ever.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yes please. There is a climate emergency, taxing carbon industry is critically necessary. The emergency timeline demands swift, executive action on this and other issues of human vulnerability.
Greatest Scotus ever.
Greatest Scotus ever.
It counts both as policy and pwning depending entirely on the reader. Author is shielded from all accountability, reader however can be found liable depending on their take.
October 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It counts both as policy and pwning depending entirely on the reader. Author is shielded from all accountability, reader however can be found liable depending on their take.
Nah. Not the lot of those guys are full hard core. Most are punching a clock. And a few hate what they are being made to do.
October 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nah. Not the lot of those guys are full hard core. Most are punching a clock. And a few hate what they are being made to do.
Honestly on rewatch, I don’t even know what the fuck that shit even was.
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Honestly on rewatch, I don’t even know what the fuck that shit even was.
This is the way. Faces on video. Hard(er) questions. Get better.
Also Prem- not suspected. Dude said it was his car. Call it like it is
Also Prem- not suspected. Dude said it was his car. Call it like it is
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This is the way. Faces on video. Hard(er) questions. Get better.
Also Prem- not suspected. Dude said it was his car. Call it like it is
Also Prem- not suspected. Dude said it was his car. Call it like it is
If that article didn’t mention Palantir, it’s fluff.
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If that article didn’t mention Palantir, it’s fluff.
Green polo staffer guy thought maybe if Noem was with him, they’d let him use the bathroom. It was a Hail Mary and all he did was burn critical moments. Now he has poop in his pants. Small wins for the good guys.
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Green polo staffer guy thought maybe if Noem was with him, they’d let him use the bathroom. It was a Hail Mary and all he did was burn critical moments. Now he has poop in his pants. Small wins for the good guys.
Fill words to put under headline. I guess that’s a type of columnist, more like a brand ambassador though right?
October 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Fill words to put under headline. I guess that’s a type of columnist, more like a brand ambassador though right?
Oof. Pretty eager source. Kash has got a real tight ship over there.
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oof. Pretty eager source. Kash has got a real tight ship over there.
The regime putting on a ridiculous show to perp walk Comey? This feels like on of them good problems.
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The regime putting on a ridiculous show to perp walk Comey? This feels like on of them good problems.
Wowza, did she glance at the third wall?
October 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Wowza, did she glance at the third wall?
Look we have had some losses but you can’t overlook the (unexpected) wins.
First the Conclave.
And now, back to back, whoever pulls the lever at the NFL halftime show.
Shit is fire.
First the Conclave.
And now, back to back, whoever pulls the lever at the NFL halftime show.
Shit is fire.
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Look we have had some losses but you can’t overlook the (unexpected) wins.
First the Conclave.
And now, back to back, whoever pulls the lever at the NFL halftime show.
Shit is fire.
First the Conclave.
And now, back to back, whoever pulls the lever at the NFL halftime show.
Shit is fire.
Cool. And all your insight about potential shutdown/actual shutdown strategizing. Also real cool. (Note despite the sound advice, it felt a little like you were setting mfs up to fail)
Luckily, maybe predictably, here is the field now:
<popcorn> <popcorn> Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein <popcorn>
Luckily, maybe predictably, here is the field now:
<popcorn> <popcorn> Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein <popcorn>
October 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cool. And all your insight about potential shutdown/actual shutdown strategizing. Also real cool. (Note despite the sound advice, it felt a little like you were setting mfs up to fail)
Luckily, maybe predictably, here is the field now:
<popcorn> <popcorn> Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein <popcorn>
Luckily, maybe predictably, here is the field now:
<popcorn> <popcorn> Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein <popcorn>
Part II mutherfucker. What is this some George rr Martin shit?
PS don’t block me. Maybe there is some third way?
PS don’t block me. Maybe there is some third way?
October 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Part II mutherfucker. What is this some George rr Martin shit?
PS don’t block me. Maybe there is some third way?
PS don’t block me. Maybe there is some third way?
Yeah baby. Looks like he held. The camera went the wrong way. I am sure he got well away from those assholes coughing in their car.
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yeah baby. Looks like he held. The camera went the wrong way. I am sure he got well away from those assholes coughing in their car.
Woof. Is there a betting market on this? Also is that a legal thing?
I’d say 40% chance Trump trashes filibuster
30% dems defect
30% republicans transform what dems want in way they think praises trump and pass bill
I’d say 40% chance Trump trashes filibuster
30% dems defect
30% republicans transform what dems want in way they think praises trump and pass bill
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Woof. Is there a betting market on this? Also is that a legal thing?
I’d say 40% chance Trump trashes filibuster
30% dems defect
30% republicans transform what dems want in way they think praises trump and pass bill
I’d say 40% chance Trump trashes filibuster
30% dems defect
30% republicans transform what dems want in way they think praises trump and pass bill
I mean, everybody knows, I get it. Outer rim this is just common knowledge, institutional child sex ring by the wizards. I was completely deaf to it.
Eye opener today. I’d say 45 years I spent just la la la Jedi Jedi Jedi.
Eye opener today. I’d say 45 years I spent just la la la Jedi Jedi Jedi.
October 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I mean, everybody knows, I get it. Outer rim this is just common knowledge, institutional child sex ring by the wizards. I was completely deaf to it.
Eye opener today. I’d say 45 years I spent just la la la Jedi Jedi Jedi.
Eye opener today. I’d say 45 years I spent just la la la Jedi Jedi Jedi.
Oh fuck me. So the majority of the jedis out there are victims of childhood sexual predation?
Oh goddamnit. Does everybody know this and I am now just getting it?
This changes everything. Fuck those perverts. Until this moment, I had never considered the possibility of working with Darth.
Oh goddamnit. Does everybody know this and I am now just getting it?
This changes everything. Fuck those perverts. Until this moment, I had never considered the possibility of working with Darth.
October 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oh fuck me. So the majority of the jedis out there are victims of childhood sexual predation?
Oh goddamnit. Does everybody know this and I am now just getting it?
This changes everything. Fuck those perverts. Until this moment, I had never considered the possibility of working with Darth.
Oh goddamnit. Does everybody know this and I am now just getting it?
This changes everything. Fuck those perverts. Until this moment, I had never considered the possibility of working with Darth.
Cool. Y’know the whole Jedi celibacy vow is ripe for exposition. Curious force wielders, deep down desperate to know what everybody else is so into. Luke, the virgin. that must have been a cringe show. I’d definitely watch it. Also I am now realising that the order certainly abused the younglings
October 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cool. Y’know the whole Jedi celibacy vow is ripe for exposition. Curious force wielders, deep down desperate to know what everybody else is so into. Luke, the virgin. that must have been a cringe show. I’d definitely watch it. Also I am now realising that the order certainly abused the younglings
Wait, was Mara jade the green lady knocking boots with Luke?
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wait, was Mara jade the green lady knocking boots with Luke?
Please. Run with it. Full Streisand
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Please. Run with it. Full Streisand
Why you trollin like a bitch ain’t you tired? Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a minor.
Can Kendrick get rolled into this beef already? it’s awesome and Bad Bunny has got this, but I am just saying Kendrick has been waiting in the wings for shots fired. Shots Corey wants to pull so badly.
Can Kendrick get rolled into this beef already? it’s awesome and Bad Bunny has got this, but I am just saying Kendrick has been waiting in the wings for shots fired. Shots Corey wants to pull so badly.
October 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Why you trollin like a bitch ain’t you tired? Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a minor.
Can Kendrick get rolled into this beef already? it’s awesome and Bad Bunny has got this, but I am just saying Kendrick has been waiting in the wings for shots fired. Shots Corey wants to pull so badly.
Can Kendrick get rolled into this beef already? it’s awesome and Bad Bunny has got this, but I am just saying Kendrick has been waiting in the wings for shots fired. Shots Corey wants to pull so badly.