SATURDAY NIGHT BOB
@brianparra.bsky.social
Armchair Anthropologist. Free-Range Grammar Apologist. Goat Herder. Free Advice, Low Deductible Insults. He/They
If John Fetterman has contributed anything to this world, it is a clearer understanding of how a regular, empathetic person can end up a Trump Loving Conservative: Brain Damage.
February 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If John Fetterman has contributed anything to this world, it is a clearer understanding of how a regular, empathetic person can end up a Trump Loving Conservative: Brain Damage.
An Army helicopter hits a commercial airliner, a Lear jet crashes into a Philly neighborhood and now we straight up LOOSE an airplane in Alaska. Anybody think it's a coincidence we've had the worst week in US aviation in decades right after Trump and Elon gut the FAA?
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
An Army helicopter hits a commercial airliner, a Lear jet crashes into a Philly neighborhood and now we straight up LOOSE an airplane in Alaska. Anybody think it's a coincidence we've had the worst week in US aviation in decades right after Trump and Elon gut the FAA?
If only drugs were as deadly as Republicans spent the last 40 years trying to convince us they were.
February 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If only drugs were as deadly as Republicans spent the last 40 years trying to convince us they were.
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Remember all the stories about one fucking Republican single-handedly blocking all of Obama and Biden's actions and policies and creating havoc in the news everday during their presidencies? Fun times.
February 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Remember all the stories about one fucking Republican single-handedly blocking all of Obama and Biden's actions and policies and creating havoc in the news everday during their presidencies? Fun times.
"May 'Call somebody who cares' be perpetually be scrawled by vandals on John Kennedy's urine-soaked gravestone." is my new wedding toast.
February 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"May 'Call somebody who cares' be perpetually be scrawled by vandals on John Kennedy's urine-soaked gravestone." is my new wedding toast.
I feel like we could save the country with a couple of sexy Bugs Bunnys.
February 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I feel like we could save the country with a couple of sexy Bugs Bunnys.
At least we don't have to pretend we take the 2nd Amendment bros blathering on about standing up to tyranny seriously anymore.
February 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
At least we don't have to pretend we take the 2nd Amendment bros blathering on about standing up to tyranny seriously anymore.
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A "correspondent" is someone who communicates by letters; in this context, a person employed by a news agency to gather news from a distant place. The ability to spell one's own job title doesn't seem to be a requirement to work for Steve Bannon's War Room.
January 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A "correspondent" is someone who communicates by letters; in this context, a person employed by a news agency to gather news from a distant place. The ability to spell one's own job title doesn't seem to be a requirement to work for Steve Bannon's War Room.
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From the Miriam-Webster Dictionary:
WE, pronoun; 1, I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you —used as pronoun of the first person plural.
WE, pronoun; 1, I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you —used as pronoun of the first person plural.
Adam Schiff points out that it sure seems like Kash Patel is lying under oath when he claims he didn't have anything to do with recording the January 6 choir
January 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
From the Miriam-Webster Dictionary:
WE, pronoun; 1, I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you —used as pronoun of the first person plural.
WE, pronoun; 1, I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you —used as pronoun of the first person plural.
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Despite insisting that he won the 2024 election was by a lanslide, Trump won the popular vote by a mere 1.5% margin over Harris, the narrowest victory since the Nixon election of 1968.
January 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Despite insisting that he won the 2024 election was by a lanslide, Trump won the popular vote by a mere 1.5% margin over Harris, the narrowest victory since the Nixon election of 1968.
Every time a pardoned J6er gets shot by police, a trans person gets properly gendered by a stranger for the first time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Every time a pardoned J6er gets shot by police, a trans person gets properly gendered by a stranger for the first time.
Welcome to the Find Out Phase brought to you by FuckAround47:
China bans 100% of its rare earth mineral exports to the US which tanks Nvidia stock and the US tech market then launches Deep Seek AI which overtakes Open AI and Chat GPT in global downloads.
China bans 100% of its rare earth mineral exports to the US which tanks Nvidia stock and the US tech market then launches Deep Seek AI which overtakes Open AI and Chat GPT in global downloads.
January 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Welcome to the Find Out Phase brought to you by FuckAround47:
China bans 100% of its rare earth mineral exports to the US which tanks Nvidia stock and the US tech market then launches Deep Seek AI which overtakes Open AI and Chat GPT in global downloads.
China bans 100% of its rare earth mineral exports to the US which tanks Nvidia stock and the US tech market then launches Deep Seek AI which overtakes Open AI and Chat GPT in global downloads.
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"Tow the line" is considered a malapropism and is always a misspelling. It's a common mistake for the idiom "toe the line," meaning to follow rules or conform to expectations, which invokes the image of athletes placing their toes on the starting line of a race.
January 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Tow the line" is considered a malapropism and is always a misspelling. It's a common mistake for the idiom "toe the line," meaning to follow rules or conform to expectations, which invokes the image of athletes placing their toes on the starting line of a race.
The richest man in Rome was Marcus Lincinius Crassus. He made his fortune from mines and enslaved people. He supported the political career of Julius Cesar, who ended the Roman Republic by declaring himself emperor.
January 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The richest man in Rome was Marcus Lincinius Crassus. He made his fortune from mines and enslaved people. He supported the political career of Julius Cesar, who ended the Roman Republic by declaring himself emperor.
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The county of Colombia uses the Spanish-derived spelling of Christopher Columbus' name, Cristóbal Colón, which differs from the North American preference which follows the Italian spelling.
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The county of Colombia uses the Spanish-derived spelling of Christopher Columbus' name, Cristóbal Colón, which differs from the North American preference which follows the Italian spelling.
If more people had made the Spin Doctors their whole personality instead of Papa Roach, we wouldn't be here.
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If more people had made the Spin Doctors their whole personality instead of Papa Roach, we wouldn't be here.
Why Trump couldn't put his hand on the Bible for the oath of offiice...
January 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why Trump couldn't put his hand on the Bible for the oath of offiice...
The TikTok ban feels like the class bully stole your sandwich outta your bag then hands it back halfway through lunch all apologetic but now you don't wanna eat it 'cuz you don't know what he did to it all that time.
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The TikTok ban feels like the class bully stole your sandwich outta your bag then hands it back halfway through lunch all apologetic but now you don't wanna eat it 'cuz you don't know what he did to it all that time.
Who is gonna be Trump's Jamie Lannister?
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Who is gonna be Trump's Jamie Lannister?
I've taken shits longer than the TikTok ban.
January 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I've taken shits longer than the TikTok ban.
Biden's last minute progressive executive orders—declaring the ERA the law of the land, removing Cuba from the State Sponsors of Terrorism etc.—could have been done on day one instead of his last days in office so we'd get 4 years of benefit and precident instead of Trump undoing it all next week.
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Biden's last minute progressive executive orders—declaring the ERA the law of the land, removing Cuba from the State Sponsors of Terrorism etc.—could have been done on day one instead of his last days in office so we'd get 4 years of benefit and precident instead of Trump undoing it all next week.
The 250,000 MAGA supporters who are heading to DC to see the Inauguration but can't because it's been moved inside now have the chance to do the funniest thing.
January 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The 250,000 MAGA supporters who are heading to DC to see the Inauguration but can't because it's been moved inside now have the chance to do the funniest thing.