Oh, hi BlueSky! I forgot about you for a minute! How you been?

I just got to write the following sentence: "Hopscotch Cloverburrow woke up from having been Rip Van Winkled by some classic #Feywild bullshit." And that is a very fun sentence to get to write.

I'm learning how looms work for #DnD.

I know I'm late to the party, but is #Stray the best game I've played all year? Absolute masterpiece.

Commission your friends for art. Give them dollars (this makes them happy) in exchange for drawing you like (this makes you happy). This is symbiosis. This is a healthy ecosystem.

Support your friends. Support art. Support your friends' art.

A question that all of us should be asking ourselves more is: “Is this piece of media actually bad or am I not the target audience for it?”

Damn everybody having birthdays this year.

Being "woke" is the result of being 1. informed, and 2. empathetic. No wonder they hate it.

Matt Berry's name doesn't fit him. You know what name DOES fit him? Benedict Cumberbatch. It would be okay if we have two. #fixitplease

Dear #starwars #jedisurvivor,
I'm not going to say which, but ONE of us is bad at platformers. It's probably me. But it's a little bit you.

Just sent the following message: "Y'all, I have had to spend too much time recently with cis het neurotypical white dudes. I can't wait to have our #DnD night again, where people are normal." I know so many nerds get me right now.

"Tell me you have a kid without telling me you have a kid." #spotify #wrapped #2024

I just said—to myself—in all earnestness: "I'm not going to argue with you about this right now."

Are we ever going to talk about how sometimes when Glen Danzig sings he sounds like a Muppet? #metal

I bet the witch from "Hansel and Gretel" had hella squirrel problems.

A set of problems that I made for myself resulted in me homebrewing an Elder Brain Dire Wyvern that can innately cast Major Image at 6th level in a 300' radius at will. Honestly, I think I nailed it.
#dnd #ttrpg #modernsolutions #donttellmyparty