Brian Ormiston
@brianormiston.bsky.social
Happy in Seattle 🏳️🌈🇺🇸🫘
Stop trying to make felch happen! It's not going to happen!
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Stop trying to make felch happen! It's not going to happen!
Throw in two more sirs and be sure you have masculine tears on your face
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Throw in two more sirs and be sure you have masculine tears on your face
First truthful thing she's said from that podium.
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
First truthful thing she's said from that podium.
And literally no idea of the processes used to embalm a corpse. Coming back would be suboptimal for new Lazarus.
September 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
And literally no idea of the processes used to embalm a corpse. Coming back would be suboptimal for new Lazarus.
You’re a Rock ‘n’ Roll Star
August 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You’re a Rock ‘n’ Roll Star
Exit through gift shop
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Exit through gift shop
Time for California to mint it's own currency!
August 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Time for California to mint it's own currency!
blew my back out laughing
August 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
blew my back out laughing
I’ll endorse that skill for you.
June 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’ll endorse that skill for you.
Thank you mistress!
June 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Thank you mistress!
Sounds like a John Carpenter movie soundtrack.
May 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sounds like a John Carpenter movie soundtrack.
The alt text... so shady
March 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The alt text... so shady
He's up for reelection next year too. Sad he may face consequences from the voters.
March 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
He's up for reelection next year too. Sad he may face consequences from the voters.
Already working on my vision board!
February 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Already working on my vision board!
oh no, sad for them 😢...
February 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh no, sad for them 😢...
And I generally like Miles Redd's work but this one is odd and I put that down to the clients more than the decorator.
February 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
And I generally like Miles Redd's work but this one is odd and I put that down to the clients more than the decorator.
I suspect it was sold because the renovation is so forced it didn't provide the social cachet they expected it would. Like a gilded age silver heiress building a chateau on Fifth Avenue and being rejected by society you live everyday in a reminder of your social failure.
February 14, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I suspect it was sold because the renovation is so forced it didn't provide the social cachet they expected it would. Like a gilded age silver heiress building a chateau on Fifth Avenue and being rejected by society you live everyday in a reminder of your social failure.
Well we certainly wouldn’t want them to be uncivil. Better to offer a tut-tut or a hrumph and then off to the Senate steam room for a schvitz with Ted Cruz.
January 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Well we certainly wouldn’t want them to be uncivil. Better to offer a tut-tut or a hrumph and then off to the Senate steam room for a schvitz with Ted Cruz.
Nah, better to have an old guy going through cancer treatment who’s in bed by 7pm. That’s the play
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Nah, better to have an old guy going through cancer treatment who’s in bed by 7pm. That’s the play
Such a devastating injury. I hope the snow melts soon so he can get better.
January 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Such a devastating injury. I hope the snow melts soon so he can get better.
Perceived threats are gonna be amazing.
December 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Perceived threats are gonna be amazing.
It's not new. America loves an anti-hero, look at Robert DeNiro's career.
December 9, 2024 at 10:10 PM
It's not new. America loves an anti-hero, look at Robert DeNiro's career.