Brianna Benozich
@briannabigby.bsky.social
Philly Comedian/Writer/Trashbag
Thinking about how my flaws and tragedies make story ideas
November 30, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Thinking about how my flaws and tragedies make story ideas
I like Thanksgiving because it means I can post this amazing visual gag
November 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I like Thanksgiving because it means I can post this amazing visual gag
This scene in Matilda always hits me in the feels
November 26, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This scene in Matilda always hits me in the feels
My coworker talking about Wicked:
"What's that green bitch's name, Alphabet?
"What's that green bitch's name, Alphabet?
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 PM
My coworker talking about Wicked:
"What's that green bitch's name, Alphabet?
"What's that green bitch's name, Alphabet?
When you want the other babies in the playpen to know that you play crossword with lettered blocks
November 24, 2024 at 12:44 AM
When you want the other babies in the playpen to know that you play crossword with lettered blocks
My stoned dad, telling me and my stoned friends about The Great Wawa Vs. 7/11 War
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My stoned dad, telling me and my stoned friends about The Great Wawa Vs. 7/11 War
Grown Ups is about a funeral where I dont think death exists as a concept in the world of Grown Ups 2
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Grown Ups is about a funeral where I dont think death exists as a concept in the world of Grown Ups 2
Frog (top) and Toad (bottom)
November 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Frog (top) and Toad (bottom)
Buc-ee's is like if Wawa was also Disney World
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Buc-ee's is like if Wawa was also Disney World
A customer at my restaurant just told me this is his first meal after getting out of prison. I didn't know what to say so I said "hell yeah brother, and what a lovely day too"
November 18, 2024 at 3:21 PM
A customer at my restaurant just told me this is his first meal after getting out of prison. I didn't know what to say so I said "hell yeah brother, and what a lovely day too"
Old white man just yelled at my job's hostess for not seating him right away, saying, "I am the CEO of this location." Like, sir, the CEO of our location is a Chinese man in his forties, you don't fit the description.
November 15, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Old white man just yelled at my job's hostess for not seating him right away, saying, "I am the CEO of this location." Like, sir, the CEO of our location is a Chinese man in his forties, you don't fit the description.
Thank god I'm not famous because people would be really mad at the comments I made under YouTube Family Guy clips when I was 13
November 13, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Thank god I'm not famous because people would be really mad at the comments I made under YouTube Family Guy clips when I was 13
Sometimes I like to leave little chocolates with my tips at bars like I'm an alcoholic Forrest Gump.
November 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Sometimes I like to leave little chocolates with my tips at bars like I'm an alcoholic Forrest Gump.
My coworker at the restaurant I work at says she's an LGBT ally but never tips me out. Like okay, you'll donate a dollar to the Trevor Project but not the Brianna Project?
November 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
My coworker at the restaurant I work at says she's an LGBT ally but never tips me out. Like okay, you'll donate a dollar to the Trevor Project but not the Brianna Project?
Philly being a blue city in a red state means that the city of brotherly love is probably the only incest free place in PA
November 6, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Philly being a blue city in a red state means that the city of brotherly love is probably the only incest free place in PA