I love this thread so much

It stopped my breath when I turned the corner and could see that sprite sitting on the throne

we are in an attention economy I cant expect anybody to pay attention to the game. I need to ensure that a baked potato in a spin cycle can complete the game. This is how the world is.

people who were going to like my game will just have to deal with this, they dont understand this business

If you experience the steam cube forming flesh please call this number immediately

wasnt familiar with the dude so wanted to see what the fuss was about and then immediately wished i hadnt

I tried reading it and stopped when my retention was filled with a loud 'oh my god shut up shut up shut up'

how do you even write something in that tone and attitude and not self-asmr 1/460th of the way in