I took the dog out this morning in Chicago and planned to then clear the snow off the car. Grumpy about it. It looks pretty, but it’s an inconvenience.

There was a lone guy bundled up walking toward me down the sidewalk…. 1/2

His shirt says “Be the Reason Someone Smiles.” Well done, sir! It worked! Thank you!
#doginasidecar #michiganave

This is what tariffs do. Nobody will want to swim with you ever again, and you're still stuck in the pool. Good job, America!

The Secretary of Defense shared attack plans on Signal and mistakenly included an Editor from a major news source in his distribution list thereby jeopardising the mission and the lives of Americans responsible for carrying out these orders. His response? Blame the news source. Unbelievable.

My office downtown has one of these available in every single restroom. Yes… even the men’s rooms (note the urinals in the background). And guess what… My straight white male ego was not harmed in any way. My soul was not wounded. My dignity is still in tact. In fact... 1/2

This is why I like it better here these days.

Wanna smile this morning? President Biden is awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to BILL NYE!

You tired? I’m tired.