i think opponents of trump also have to resist the temptation of intellectualizing his outbursts or attributing them to some recognizable goal. the fact is that trump is obsessed with greenland because it is big on a map. he wants canada because it is also big on a map. that's it.

I moved from Texas to Indiana and it is clear that people here drive on qualudes or some other kind of downer

Stuff You Should Know’s “Star Wars Holiday Special” is probably my favorite podcast episode of all time.

All shopping carts should run as smoothly as those in Target. and all pills should be as small as Claritins. Also, why am I on here? I didn't use Twitter either.