They won't let me make a video!
I was making a video, & Government Satan was messing my notes up!
I couldn't remember the notes!I played like garbage!Sounded perfect though!I'm sleepy is why!Worn out now!I'll make a good video later today when I'm well rested!Then y'all can hear the best GOD HALEN™!
I was making a video, & Government Satan was messing my notes up!
I couldn't remember the notes!I played like garbage!Sounded perfect though!I'm sleepy is why!Worn out now!I'll make a good video later today when I'm well rested!Then y'all can hear the best GOD HALEN™!
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 AM
They won't let me make a video!
I was making a video, & Government Satan was messing my notes up!
I couldn't remember the notes!I played like garbage!Sounded perfect though!I'm sleepy is why!Worn out now!I'll make a good video later today when I'm well rested!Then y'all can hear the best GOD HALEN™!
I was making a video, & Government Satan was messing my notes up!
I couldn't remember the notes!I played like garbage!Sounded perfect though!I'm sleepy is why!Worn out now!I'll make a good video later today when I'm well rested!Then y'all can hear the best GOD HALEN™!
Oh GOD HALEN® it's going to be snow storming soon, & I won't be able to leave the house for a few days!
I want to learn some Van Halen®!
Gosh what am I going to do during the snow storm!
I guess I'll be stuck with this GOD HALEN® stuff having to learn Van Halen®
Oh no!
Poor Distortion Daddy!
Y'ALL
I want to learn some Van Halen®!
Gosh what am I going to do during the snow storm!
I guess I'll be stuck with this GOD HALEN® stuff having to learn Van Halen®
Oh no!
Poor Distortion Daddy!
Y'ALL
January 22, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Oh GOD HALEN® it's going to be snow storming soon, & I won't be able to leave the house for a few days!
I want to learn some Van Halen®!
Gosh what am I going to do during the snow storm!
I guess I'll be stuck with this GOD HALEN® stuff having to learn Van Halen®
Oh no!
Poor Distortion Daddy!
Y'ALL
I want to learn some Van Halen®!
Gosh what am I going to do during the snow storm!
I guess I'll be stuck with this GOD HALEN® stuff having to learn Van Halen®
Oh no!
Poor Distortion Daddy!
Y'ALL
It's like Eddie cum back to life, & play your actual tone bruh!
I couldn't image Eddie Van Halen hear playing my GOD Amp & GOD KLONE!
My head can't comprehend that!
That would be Insane!
Anyway yeah!
Let's bangers & jam some!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HALEN®
I couldn't image Eddie Van Halen hear playing my GOD Amp & GOD KLONE!
My head can't comprehend that!
That would be Insane!
Anyway yeah!
Let's bangers & jam some!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HALEN®
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 AM
It's like Eddie cum back to life, & play your actual tone bruh!
I couldn't image Eddie Van Halen hear playing my GOD Amp & GOD KLONE!
My head can't comprehend that!
That would be Insane!
Anyway yeah!
Let's bangers & jam some!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HALEN®
I couldn't image Eddie Van Halen hear playing my GOD Amp & GOD KLONE!
My head can't comprehend that!
That would be Insane!
Anyway yeah!
Let's bangers & jam some!!!!!!!!!!
GOD HALEN®
I'm not Eddie at all on the guitar!My GOD HALEN® tone felt so powerful & more Van Halen® like when I finished the settings!I felt like I could tell how Eddie felt playing his tone!The tone got me so good I felt like I was Eddie a few times for a few measures I was playin!It's unreal how crazy it is!
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I'm not Eddie at all on the guitar!My GOD HALEN® tone felt so powerful & more Van Halen® like when I finished the settings!I felt like I could tell how Eddie felt playing his tone!The tone got me so good I felt like I was Eddie a few times for a few measures I was playin!It's unreal how crazy it is!
I won't have the SM 57's going!
Just camera mics on my pro audio camera!
I'll hook the mics up later!
It'll sound banging with the camera mics!
Oh my gosh wait until you hear this, & all I'm playing is his distorted parts that's all!
I don't know any Van Halen®
I just had to learn some y'all!
AMEN
Just camera mics on my pro audio camera!
I'll hook the mics up later!
It'll sound banging with the camera mics!
Oh my gosh wait until you hear this, & all I'm playing is his distorted parts that's all!
I don't know any Van Halen®
I just had to learn some y'all!
AMEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I won't have the SM 57's going!
Just camera mics on my pro audio camera!
I'll hook the mics up later!
It'll sound banging with the camera mics!
Oh my gosh wait until you hear this, & all I'm playing is his distorted parts that's all!
I don't know any Van Halen®
I just had to learn some y'all!
AMEN
Just camera mics on my pro audio camera!
I'll hook the mics up later!
It'll sound banging with the camera mics!
Oh my gosh wait until you hear this, & all I'm playing is his distorted parts that's all!
I don't know any Van Halen®
I just had to learn some y'all!
AMEN
I'm going to take a banger!
Then play my heart out!
This isn't the best settings maybe!
And maybe they are the best settings!
Y'all judge!
It's the best Van Halen tone you will ever experience in your entire life even if I'm the one playing!
Now imagine yourselves playing some GOD HALEN® tone!
AMEN
Then play my heart out!
This isn't the best settings maybe!
And maybe they are the best settings!
Y'all judge!
It's the best Van Halen tone you will ever experience in your entire life even if I'm the one playing!
Now imagine yourselves playing some GOD HALEN® tone!
AMEN
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I'm going to take a banger!
Then play my heart out!
This isn't the best settings maybe!
And maybe they are the best settings!
Y'all judge!
It's the best Van Halen tone you will ever experience in your entire life even if I'm the one playing!
Now imagine yourselves playing some GOD HALEN® tone!
AMEN
Then play my heart out!
This isn't the best settings maybe!
And maybe they are the best settings!
Y'all judge!
It's the best Van Halen tone you will ever experience in your entire life even if I'm the one playing!
Now imagine yourselves playing some GOD HALEN® tone!
AMEN
I've been setting my pedal board up to get that exact Van Halen® sound!
And it took this long!
That mother fucker Eddie was slaying some ears!
His delay syncs, gain settings, all have to be perfect to sound right!
Once you set it!OH MY GOD KLONE!I'm still don't think I'm at best settings with sound!
And it took this long!
That mother fucker Eddie was slaying some ears!
His delay syncs, gain settings, all have to be perfect to sound right!
Once you set it!OH MY GOD KLONE!I'm still don't think I'm at best settings with sound!
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I've been setting my pedal board up to get that exact Van Halen® sound!
And it took this long!
That mother fucker Eddie was slaying some ears!
His delay syncs, gain settings, all have to be perfect to sound right!
Once you set it!OH MY GOD KLONE!I'm still don't think I'm at best settings with sound!
And it took this long!
That mother fucker Eddie was slaying some ears!
His delay syncs, gain settings, all have to be perfect to sound right!
Once you set it!OH MY GOD KLONE!I'm still don't think I'm at best settings with sound!
I've got to lub my strings, & I'm being lazy!
Hold on!
Alright strings lubed!
Time to show y'all what's up!
GOD HALEN®!!!!!!!
STYLE
Hold on!
Alright strings lubed!
Time to show y'all what's up!
GOD HALEN®!!!!!!!
STYLE
January 22, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I've got to lub my strings, & I'm being lazy!
Hold on!
Alright strings lubed!
Time to show y'all what's up!
GOD HALEN®!!!!!!!
STYLE
Hold on!
Alright strings lubed!
Time to show y'all what's up!
GOD HALEN®!!!!!!!
STYLE
GOD HALEN® IS MY TONE!
Y'ALL
Y'ALL
January 22, 2026 at 5:59 AM
GOD HALEN® IS MY TONE!
Y'ALL
Y'ALL
You relish in that shit MOTHER FUCKERS before you plug into the purest Van Halen signal you'll ever plug into except my GOD Amp!
I'm getting thear!
I'm enjoying knowing what's getting ready to happen to me audio wise Van Halen® style crazy you!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
🎸🎹🔊
WHAT'S UP MR. EDWARD VAN HALENIN®
I'm getting thear!
I'm enjoying knowing what's getting ready to happen to me audio wise Van Halen® style crazy you!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
🎸🎹🔊
WHAT'S UP MR. EDWARD VAN HALENIN®
January 22, 2026 at 5:57 AM
You relish in that shit MOTHER FUCKERS before you plug into the purest Van Halen signal you'll ever plug into except my GOD Amp!
I'm getting thear!
I'm enjoying knowing what's getting ready to happen to me audio wise Van Halen® style crazy you!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
🎸🎹🔊
WHAT'S UP MR. EDWARD VAN HALENIN®
I'm getting thear!
I'm enjoying knowing what's getting ready to happen to me audio wise Van Halen® style crazy you!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
🎸🎹🔊
WHAT'S UP MR. EDWARD VAN HALENIN®
I KNOW VAN HALEN®
FUCK Y'ALL
FUCK Y'ALL
January 22, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I KNOW VAN HALEN®
FUCK Y'ALL
FUCK Y'ALL
My pedal will have two little yellow glow buttons to step on!
Distortion Daddy's signature gain pedal's name!
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
Distortion Daddy's signature gain pedal's name!
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
January 22, 2026 at 5:45 AM
My pedal will have two little yellow glow buttons to step on!
Distortion Daddy's signature gain pedal's name!
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
Distortion Daddy's signature gain pedal's name!
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
January 22, 2026 at 5:41 AM
💛GROOVY DRIVE💛
It just sounded like he said GOOFY OR GROOFY DRIVE y'all!
FUNNY
FUNNY
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 AM
It just sounded like he said GOOFY OR GROOFY DRIVE y'all!
FUNNY
FUNNY
I was watching a Moog Marina Synth video, & no I'm not talking about FLUFF's pedal anymore saying this!
Dude in the video was explaining the controls of the Marina synth!
I misunderstood him!
He said one button was a grain drive or gain drive!
LOL!
I thought he said!
GOOFY DRIVE
Dude in the video was explaining the controls of the Marina synth!
I misunderstood him!
He said one button was a grain drive or gain drive!
LOL!
I thought he said!
GOOFY DRIVE
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I was watching a Moog Marina Synth video, & no I'm not talking about FLUFF's pedal anymore saying this!
Dude in the video was explaining the controls of the Marina synth!
I misunderstood him!
He said one button was a grain drive or gain drive!
LOL!
I thought he said!
GOOFY DRIVE
Dude in the video was explaining the controls of the Marina synth!
I misunderstood him!
He said one button was a grain drive or gain drive!
LOL!
I thought he said!
GOOFY DRIVE
NOW I'M GOING TO VAN HALENIN' MOTHER FUCKERS!
AMEN
AMEN
January 22, 2026 at 4:53 AM
NOW I'M GOING TO VAN HALENIN' MOTHER FUCKERS!
AMEN
AMEN
MY LAST SAW WAS YOUR PEDAL A** RAPE VIDEO FLUFF!
💪
💪
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
MY LAST SAW WAS YOUR PEDAL A** RAPE VIDEO FLUFF!
💪
💪
I'm getting ready to ECHOPLEX myself to a climax I hope y'all!
Or at least until I figure out WTF is the hiss setting used for on my!
ECHOPLEX
Or at least until I figure out WTF is the hiss setting used for on my!
ECHOPLEX
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I'm getting ready to ECHOPLEX myself to a climax I hope y'all!
Or at least until I figure out WTF is the hiss setting used for on my!
ECHOPLEX
Or at least until I figure out WTF is the hiss setting used for on my!
ECHOPLEX
Anyway I have to a** rape your pedal now Fluff, because I'm getting ready to go ,'digital', with EDDIE VAN HALEN's tone he always wished he had!
YOU LIKE THAT PEDAL FLUFF
YOU LIKE THAT PEDAL FLUFF
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Anyway I have to a** rape your pedal now Fluff, because I'm getting ready to go ,'digital', with EDDIE VAN HALEN's tone he always wished he had!
YOU LIKE THAT PEDAL FLUFF
YOU LIKE THAT PEDAL FLUFF
You would be cool too actually Fluff, because you would probably cum up with options to add to the pedal that I wouldn't have thought of!
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 AM
You would be cool too actually Fluff, because you would probably cum up with options to add to the pedal that I wouldn't have thought of!
I'm not being rude or mean just being honest with my GOD EARS FLUFF!
Sorry dude!
Hey get Warm Audio to talk with me!
Let's both design a pedal!
Or just me man!
No offense!
WAHT MAN
Sorry dude!
Hey get Warm Audio to talk with me!
Let's both design a pedal!
Or just me man!
No offense!
WAHT MAN
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm not being rude or mean just being honest with my GOD EARS FLUFF!
Sorry dude!
Hey get Warm Audio to talk with me!
Let's both design a pedal!
Or just me man!
No offense!
WAHT MAN
Sorry dude!
Hey get Warm Audio to talk with me!
Let's both design a pedal!
Or just me man!
No offense!
WAHT MAN
Fluff your pedal is different, because it sounds like it's got playing card mash up mod!
Only dude!
It sounds like the playing card has loose sarran wrap around it!
Or it's in a cigarette cellophane wrapper!
While your flappyin' that mother away at that bike wheel at the same time!What?Being honest!
Only dude!
It sounds like the playing card has loose sarran wrap around it!
Or it's in a cigarette cellophane wrapper!
While your flappyin' that mother away at that bike wheel at the same time!What?Being honest!
January 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Fluff your pedal is different, because it sounds like it's got playing card mash up mod!
Only dude!
It sounds like the playing card has loose sarran wrap around it!
Or it's in a cigarette cellophane wrapper!
While your flappyin' that mother away at that bike wheel at the same time!What?Being honest!
Only dude!
It sounds like the playing card has loose sarran wrap around it!
Or it's in a cigarette cellophane wrapper!
While your flappyin' that mother away at that bike wheel at the same time!What?Being honest!
But in my ears I'm hearing the chosen circuits y'all used!
And most circuits I hear kids bicycle with wheel playing card mash up mod going on!
And Fluff you don't have a ton of playing card mash up mod going on!
But you do have a playing card mash up mod going on still!And tonalsons I'm sorry y'all!
And most circuits I hear kids bicycle with wheel playing card mash up mod going on!
And Fluff you don't have a ton of playing card mash up mod going on!
But you do have a playing card mash up mod going on still!And tonalsons I'm sorry y'all!
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 AM
But in my ears I'm hearing the chosen circuits y'all used!
And most circuits I hear kids bicycle with wheel playing card mash up mod going on!
And Fluff you don't have a ton of playing card mash up mod going on!
But you do have a playing card mash up mod going on still!And tonalsons I'm sorry y'all!
And most circuits I hear kids bicycle with wheel playing card mash up mod going on!
And Fluff you don't have a ton of playing card mash up mod going on!
But you do have a playing card mash up mod going on still!And tonalsons I'm sorry y'all!