Brian Merchant
@briankmerch.bsky.social
Just a nerd trying to be a bit better than I was.
I’m trying to drink less soda, so instead I made a pitcher of 35% water, 20% fruit, and 45% sugar.
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m trying to drink less soda, so instead I made a pitcher of 35% water, 20% fruit, and 45% sugar.
Yes, that one. *hits the button*
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yes, that one. *hits the button*
He’s named “Hugh”?
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He’s named “Hugh”?
And that is why there are *two* keys.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
And that is why there are *two* keys.
When that Patreon appears, I am there.
December 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When that Patreon appears, I am there.
Surprise twist: Ian wasn’t at a conference, He was working his parrot smuggling side hustle.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Surprise twist: Ian wasn’t at a conference, He was working his parrot smuggling side hustle.
Or if someone needs a little boost for their air fryer.
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Or if someone needs a little boost for their air fryer.
Did you respond with “It’s me!” To create confusion and alarm?
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Did you respond with “It’s me!” To create confusion and alarm?
I’ve been a fan of Phil Foglio since his Dragon Magazine days. The joy and mania of his characters makes me happy. Girl Genius is fabulous.
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’ve been a fan of Phil Foglio since his Dragon Magazine days. The joy and mania of his characters makes me happy. Girl Genius is fabulous.
I wrote my OG website by hand in vim. Just basic HTML and long vanished. I did pay a college art student $50 to draw me a banner.
October 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I wrote my OG website by hand in vim. Just basic HTML and long vanished. I did pay a college art student $50 to draw me a banner.
I’ll have you know that I will not be buying your new book … in Swedish. I don’t speak Swedish and not being able to read it would make me cry.
October 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’ll have you know that I will not be buying your new book … in Swedish. I don’t speak Swedish and not being able to read it would make me cry.
Josh Fruhlinger should do the writing and you do the art
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Josh Fruhlinger should do the writing and you do the art
Especially since being a warrior is mostly about beards and makeup and getting super concerned about other people’s genitalia.
September 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Especially since being a warrior is mostly about beards and makeup and getting super concerned about other people’s genitalia.
My Outlook calendar keeps getting updated. Jesus gets a bit loopy with his account. Seems like he’d be good with cloud services.
September 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My Outlook calendar keeps getting updated. Jesus gets a bit loopy with his account. Seems like he’d be good with cloud services.
The best thing about social media is that anybody can share their thoughts. The worst thing about social media is that anybody can share their thoughts.
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The best thing about social media is that anybody can share their thoughts. The worst thing about social media is that anybody can share their thoughts.
Sometimes it feels unfair that someone’s worst moment gets spread worldwide and ruins their life. Acting like an ass should not be unrecoverable.
September 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sometimes it feels unfair that someone’s worst moment gets spread worldwide and ruins their life. Acting like an ass should not be unrecoverable.
The world’s most fucked up cartoonist bar/brothel.
September 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The world’s most fucked up cartoonist bar/brothel.
It seems like people are desperate to always have some technology that uses all of the available electricity we generate.
September 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It seems like people are desperate to always have some technology that uses all of the available electricity we generate.