Brian J. Shoopman
@brianjshoopman.bsky.social
Retired CIA assassin. Producer and host of “The Gong Show” while — no, wait, wait…
I think I’ve mistaken myself for some other wacky madman…
I think I’ve mistaken myself for some other wacky madman…
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Apple CarPlay has had it up to HERE with your shenanigans! Consider yourself NOTIFIED!! #TheGlovesAreOffPeople #NotPlaying
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Apple CarPlay has had it up to HERE with your shenanigans! Consider yourself NOTIFIED!! #TheGlovesAreOffPeople #NotPlaying
I dunno, that just seems WAAAYYYY too long to me for dropped food to remain on the floor and still be safe to eat…
🤔🤨🤢🤷♂️😉😆
🤔🤨🤢🤷♂️😉😆
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I dunno, that just seems WAAAYYYY too long to me for dropped food to remain on the floor and still be safe to eat…
🤔🤨🤢🤷♂️😉😆
🤔🤨🤢🤷♂️😉😆
As I said elsewhere…
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As I said elsewhere…
September 8, 2025 at 8:11 AM
September 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyRevisiting
#CurrentlyRevisiting
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyRevisiting
#CurrentlyRevisiting
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
September 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
September 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
September 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#RecentlyRead
#RecentlyRead
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#RecentlyRead
#RecentlyRead
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
September 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#CurrentlyReading
#CurrentlyReading
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#RecentlyRead
#RecentlyRead
September 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
With things being as they are, I’ve gotten behind on my #Bis4Books posts so time to do some catching up I guess…
#RecentlyRead
#RecentlyRead
Looking for recommendations for a car cam after being targeted by an unhinged road rage driver this afternoon. Deets below. Thanks!
July 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Looking for recommendations for a car cam after being targeted by an unhinged road rage driver this afternoon. Deets below. Thanks!
Following up my recent rereading with this full cast audio adaptation.
Then onto the movie next. #Bis4Books
Then onto the movie next. #Bis4Books
July 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Following up my recent rereading with this full cast audio adaptation.
Then onto the movie next. #Bis4Books
Then onto the movie next. #Bis4Books
If I add the extension and crevice attachment to my Shark sweeper, does that make it a Narwhal? 🤔🤔🤔
June 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If I add the extension and crevice attachment to my Shark sweeper, does that make it a Narwhal? 🤔🤔🤔
I’ve recently had a particular urge to revisit this one. Not quite sure why… 😳👁️ #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books #NineteenEightyFour #WARISPEACE
#FREEDOMISSLAVERY #IGNORANCEISSTRENGTH #doublethink
#FREEDOMISSLAVERY #IGNORANCEISSTRENGTH #doublethink
June 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’ve recently had a particular urge to revisit this one. Not quite sure why… 😳👁️ #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books #NineteenEightyFour #WARISPEACE
#FREEDOMISSLAVERY #IGNORANCEISSTRENGTH #doublethink
#FREEDOMISSLAVERY #IGNORANCEISSTRENGTH #doublethink
All upcoming Trump T1 phones will come with the Signal chat app preloaded and Jeffrey Goldberg on your friends list with a permanent auto-invite.
June 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
All upcoming Trump T1 phones will come with the Signal chat app preloaded and Jeffrey Goldberg on your friends list with a permanent auto-invite.
In advance of my aunt’s upcoming Alaskan cruise, I’ll be reading this mighty Michener tome. At nearly 1500 pages, her three week trip may be the briefer of the two… 😳 😳😳 #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books
June 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
In advance of my aunt’s upcoming Alaskan cruise, I’ll be reading this mighty Michener tome. At nearly 1500 pages, her three week trip may be the briefer of the two… 😳 😳😳 #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books
Decided to revisit this yet again after picking up the audio version during the recent Audible sale. #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Decided to revisit this yet again after picking up the audio version during the recent Audible sale. #CurrentlyReading #Bis4Books