You will never convince me a better season of television exists than #RHONY season 3.

-Brooklyn Bridge Beatdown
-Jill Vs. Bethenny
-Scary Island
-Ramona's Runway Walk
-Turtle Time
-"Money Can't Buy You Class"
-"You're in high school and I'm in Brooklyn.."

Here's my surprise cameo on last night's #SouthernCharm reunion!

Feel free to tell me how handsome I am

In a rare lapse of judgement, my parents let me watch Twin Peaks when it aired. I was 12. David Lynch has been the architect of my nightmares ever since.

I just watched the first 10 minutes of the RHOSLC finale and the Lisa Barlow lunch is such an unserious masterpiece. Put it in the Louvre alongside this.

For irony's sake

Told everyone on the Bitch Sesh live stream last night I’d post a photo of my crease and since I’m a man of my word (and chronically horny on main)……