Brian
@brianjclaffey.bsky.social
Happily married Christian, Musician, Cat Dad... proudly independent
That darn spider keeps setting up her web across my front porch. This morning she was really clever. I looked out at 5...no web. But by 6 she had created her trap.
I'm doomed to be spider food
I'm doomed to be spider food
August 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
That darn spider keeps setting up her web across my front porch. This morning she was really clever. I looked out at 5...no web. But by 6 she had created her trap.
I'm doomed to be spider food
I'm doomed to be spider food
one of the shortest books ever written:
How to negotiate with your cat.
How to negotiate with your cat.
July 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
one of the shortest books ever written:
How to negotiate with your cat.
How to negotiate with your cat.
We are in full Don Quixote mode...
June 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We are in full Don Quixote mode...
Personally I am not getting older just less flexible and more prone to take naps.
May 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Personally I am not getting older just less flexible and more prone to take naps.
I have never thrown a book in the trash instead of giving it away. But the book I did throw out doesn't belong in circulation.
May 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I have never thrown a book in the trash instead of giving it away. But the book I did throw out doesn't belong in circulation.
Got cut off by a driver with a bumper sticker that said 'Keep your eyes on Jesus'... maybe look at the road too
May 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Got cut off by a driver with a bumper sticker that said 'Keep your eyes on Jesus'... maybe look at the road too
I'm a nice guy. Qatar can I have a plane too?
May 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm a nice guy. Qatar can I have a plane too?
Anyone else hope the first American Pope first words would be "Greetings Y'all"? maybe it's just me.
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Anyone else hope the first American Pope first words would be "Greetings Y'all"? maybe it's just me.
Saw a dude climbing this wearing a helmet. No helmet is gonna save ya bro
April 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Saw a dude climbing this wearing a helmet. No helmet is gonna save ya bro
So printing the costs of tariffs on Amazon is considered "hostile" by 47's talking wannabe Barbie...who thought truth could be "hostile"?
April 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So printing the costs of tariffs on Amazon is considered "hostile" by 47's talking wannabe Barbie...who thought truth could be "hostile"?
Me and the octave mandolin at McGrath's OBX
April 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Me and the octave mandolin at McGrath's OBX
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Adulting is hard... here's a baby alpaca 🖤
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Adulting is hard... here's a baby alpaca 🖤
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
There it is. The clam before the storm.
Instead of cutting SNAP, why not cut life long health care and retirement for elected officials.
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Instead of cutting SNAP, why not cut life long health care and retirement for elected officials.
You didn't lose your job and house. You're just experiencing "discomfort" associated with the "golden age."
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 AM
You didn't lose your job and house. You're just experiencing "discomfort" associated with the "golden age."
It's siblings day, so I like to give a shout-out to all the voices in my head!
April 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It's siblings day, so I like to give a shout-out to all the voices in my head!
My Eastman 515 and Eastman 305 Octave and it's offspring a 604...by our Azeala bush...the mandolins are within the first 200 instruments made of their respective models...the Octave is new
April 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My Eastman 515 and Eastman 305 Octave and it's offspring a 604...by our Azeala bush...the mandolins are within the first 200 instruments made of their respective models...the Octave is new
So I asked myself 'is it possible that I might pull a muscle putting on my socks?' I answered 'yes, quite possibly yes.'
April 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So I asked myself 'is it possible that I might pull a muscle putting on my socks?' I answered 'yes, quite possibly yes.'
Shouldn't DOGE be called DORF (Department of Random Firings)?
April 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Shouldn't DOGE be called DORF (Department of Random Firings)?
Went to the cardiologist this morning. They found a heart. Surprised?
April 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Went to the cardiologist this morning. They found a heart. Surprised?
Nobody will ever call me a Great singer, but at least they've stopped throwing stuff at me. 😱
March 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Nobody will ever call me a Great singer, but at least they've stopped throwing stuff at me. 😱