Auditors never go into the field: they send their most junior people and/or interns to do the field work, so those frontline folks rarely have a clue beyond the checklists provided to them. The real auditors review the reports from their minions on dozens of clients per week, signing off at the end.

Every time the auditors ask a question to which the answer is on their own screen-share, DRINK!

I confess I am both intrigued and repelled by it.

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A F B. Basically, anywhere in France, then Ireland or UK. Honestly though, I'd much prefer Canada.

Noooo! 😞

Rorschach egg cartons. 😄

Rumour has it that I'm an aquarius...

I recommend transparent egg cartons like this model we bought at the Container Store. No surprises, including finding there are actually no eggs in the carton just as one is about to bake a cake. Allegedly.

That's how I'm reading it! 😄