Saw Spike And the Gimmie Gimmies last night. Perfect as usual but the opening act blew everyone away. Do not sleep on Kate Clover!

They don't take apple pay.

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨

The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

More emails:

amanda.scales@opm.gov
DEIAreports@opm.gov

My neighbor is a police officer and I have never spoken to her because we don't talk to cops unless there is a lawyer present

This project manger is about to try/catch these hands.

I saw a guy with a mullet today and thought "that's the most power bottom haircut I have ever seen"

I've never spoken to my neighbor because she's a cop and I never talk to the cops without a lawyer present.

Going outside in DFW today feels like I am being forced into satan's butthole.

Here's an old song of mine. Enjoy

The guy she tells you not to worry about

Finally made it. Better late than never