It’s either gonna be that or “Your mom knew about Epstein” and no in between.

“The President did not know Mr. Epstein, but he was aware of the activities going on under Epstein’s watch. The President was simply monitoring the situation and informing the appropriate law enforcement agencies to keep Americans safe.”

I went over them yesterday at 5:45 am and nobody was on the road so there’s a window

I’m partial to Once In A Lifetime

Back when music was music

And sure, any sport can be broken down to “Run a ball past a goal line” or “Hit a puck into a net,” but for all of those arguments, motorsports is the only one where that description sticks, no matter the specific discipline.

I think the simplest answer is that when you ask a general American their thoughts about racing, they’re going to automatically assume “NASCAR,” which has a very specific connotation depending on whether you already like it or not.

To most, racing = rednecks turning left for four hours.

"writers are having a hard time figuring out how to bring him back to life"

it's literally just gonna be M saying "youuu wherrr blown to smithareeens, James. Q had to glue you together all by himself" and then Q is gonna make a joke about dongs

Do it!

I’m positively tired

I’m positively tired

Croissant from the cafe is good though

Good morning. I’ve been up since 4:45. My wife’s grandfather said he had a pill stuck in his throat all night so her grandmother took him to the ER, then transferred him to a regular hospital. We’ve been sitting in the waiting room for about two hours.

The doctor just did a scope.

No pill.

Excited to never see these!