Of course he can't pronounce Chipotle correctly!

Get on resistance Tiktok Patton!

National Guard tomorrow, otherwise civilians will start fighting back with more than taunts, and that's when the orange diaper man will bring in the full military.

That was a rough one! The Phog is like kryptonite for the Clones.

3rd Terminator, but both are good.

This is what I tell my wife when I pick up something too heavy at the home improvement store, but plan on toughing it out despite the pain.

My wife and I made sure to vote for her tonight!

Don't pursue higher education or a career, that's for the husband. Be his chef/maid/nanny/sexy wife until you want to leave because he completely sucks and doesn't value you, then you have no money and no job experience. Just keep women dependent on men forever and that will fix everything. /s

Don't watch it, I work. Unrelated, but I've been following you for years, and went to say goodnight to my 13 yr old son the other night and he was watching your XFL YT video. He now wants me to print He Hate Me on his jersey next year. Proud dad moment!

This site truly feels like old school Twitter now.

Excuse my language, but, PUSSY! #TACO

You are now legally required to change your user name from Wisecrack, to whoosh.

SUNDOWNING! He's even more incoherent than by his own standard.

To hype a phone that is incrementally better than the last one.

Please don't use AI to make graphics like this again.

This is how men should congratulate each other for anything!

He needs to buy a Rolex for everyone on the O-Line, except the guy that stepped on his foot.

My exact text to my friend that teaches in the district!

Please lean into more opposition work and commentary instead of economics. We need fighters now more than ever!