BrianBlack
@brianblack.bsky.social
Just browsing the inter-webs for news and funny things, sci-fi junkie, Trekkie 🏳️🌈.
Los Angeles, CA
“Sounds gay, I’m in”
Los Angeles, CA
“Sounds gay, I’m in”
Ours loved it. The only problem was he kept trying to steal all the blankets for himself
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ours loved it. The only problem was he kept trying to steal all the blankets for himself
Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following:
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
October 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I just want to rename my workouts to the following:
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
Legs - spank me daddy
Push - titty titty bang bang
Pull - pull my finger
Do you think this will get me banned on Hevy?
I don’t think I understand the concept of adjustable dumbbells
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t think I understand the concept of adjustable dumbbells
Gagged!! Like what? The actual? F?
September 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gagged!! Like what? The actual? F?
I’m melting I’m melting
August 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m melting I’m melting
I have an Amazon echo in my kitchen and it shows these ads from time to time but who at Amazon confused the guy from Harry Potter with Ed Sheeran #notallgingerslookalike #angryginger
August 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I have an Amazon echo in my kitchen and it shows these ads from time to time but who at Amazon confused the guy from Harry Potter with Ed Sheeran #notallgingerslookalike #angryginger
Until next time Chicago.
August 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Until next time Chicago.
I think I’m going to melt when I get to Chicago.
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I think I’m going to melt when I get to Chicago.
Ugh… stressful day at work and I log into Insta and see this….and I was like WTF!!!
But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad
But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad
July 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Ugh… stressful day at work and I log into Insta and see this….and I was like WTF!!!
But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad
But it turns out someone else posted it and shared. Lol. My bad
Can I just say, I’m loving the plot of season3 Foundation…..it’s um….so hot..err…I mean good, interesting.
July 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can I just say, I’m loving the plot of season3 Foundation…..it’s um….so hot..err…I mean good, interesting.
Decided to jump in the pool for the 1st day of summer. Jealous? Well don’t be. I’m a ginger and ginger people can only be in the sun for 20 minutes every 4 hours or we will explode. It’s true
June 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Decided to jump in the pool for the 1st day of summer. Jealous? Well don’t be. I’m a ginger and ginger people can only be in the sun for 20 minutes every 4 hours or we will explode. It’s true
I think unisex bathrooms are great but this is just confusing
June 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I think unisex bathrooms are great but this is just confusing
I just got my haircut….so when do I get all these gay powers everyone is talking about?
May 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I just got my haircut….so when do I get all these gay powers everyone is talking about?
Do I have a health problem - yes. Do I freak out and act dramatic for a few days causing grief to everyone around me because a broken BP machine gave me crazy readings - also yes
May 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Do I have a health problem - yes. Do I freak out and act dramatic for a few days causing grief to everyone around me because a broken BP machine gave me crazy readings - also yes
This is what being old means….buying things and saying “you better fix my entire life, you little bitch”
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is what being old means….buying things and saying “you better fix my entire life, you little bitch”
I heard something and said to myself “Am I smoking crack or do I hear thunder?”
April 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I heard something and said to myself “Am I smoking crack or do I hear thunder?”
I was feeling kind of fruity today.
March 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was feeling kind of fruity today.
It feels like it was yesterday when Cornelius came home with us. I miss him every day
March 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It feels like it was yesterday when Cornelius came home with us. I miss him every day
Trying to improve my overall health and I actually like Athletic Greens but I have to admit, after I drink it, I can NOT be anywhere near open flames
February 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trying to improve my overall health and I actually like Athletic Greens but I have to admit, after I drink it, I can NOT be anywhere near open flames
Does this haircut make my ass look fat?
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Does this haircut make my ass look fat?
It may appear that coffee and caffeine are my entire personality but jokes on you, I don’t HAVE a personality
December 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
It may appear that coffee and caffeine are my entire personality but jokes on you, I don’t HAVE a personality
I am traveling right now and I have to ask the executives at Angel Soft, was Ass sandpaper taken as a brand name so you went with Angel soft instead?
December 10, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I am traveling right now and I have to ask the executives at Angel Soft, was Ass sandpaper taken as a brand name so you went with Angel soft instead?
I thought I looked cute but somehow just look crazy lol. I think I need more bathroom selfie practice
December 2, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I thought I looked cute but somehow just look crazy lol. I think I need more bathroom selfie practice