This is a hell of a post. Tipping my hat to you, sir.

Hell yeah, I'd watch that!

Generations of a family dynasty culminating in this glorious moment.

Come to think of it, that checks out. It's hard to imagine Supreme Court justices scrolling through social media the way we plebes do, but then again, why wouldn't they?

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It's a perfect bit of audio. I'd love to hear a rendition by Michael Winslow of Police Academy. He'd kill it.

Yes! Let's normalize accurate titles: "slumlord at heart," convicted felon, etc.