Briana Bononcini
@brianarocks.bsky.social
An A+ writer. Solid B/B+ human being.
I wrote about two of my favorite spots for burgers and martinis in town for Portland Magazine. Go pick up an issue!
July 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I wrote about two of my favorite spots for burgers and martinis in town for Portland Magazine. Go pick up an issue!
Wanna go to a dinner with weird themes, surprise guests, impromptu concerts, and more? If you’re in Maine, sign up here: forms.gle/pvaLZ2TMeMdx...
And please share with folks who you think might be interested.
And please share with folks who you think might be interested.
Hush, Hush Mailing List
It begins with an email. A theme. An address.
Hush, Hush is a secret, invite-only dinner party in Portland, Maine. We build fleeting worlds around a shared table, pairing food and drink with impromptu...
forms.gle
July 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wanna go to a dinner with weird themes, surprise guests, impromptu concerts, and more? If you’re in Maine, sign up here: forms.gle/pvaLZ2TMeMdx...
And please share with folks who you think might be interested.
And please share with folks who you think might be interested.
Turning 43 at this cute little B&B in New Hampshire. Can’t complain.
May 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Turning 43 at this cute little B&B in New Hampshire. Can’t complain.
I have a couple exes I would love JD Vance to take a meeting with.
April 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have a couple exes I would love JD Vance to take a meeting with.
Tales voters need to go to bars outside of NYC once in a while.
April 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tales voters need to go to bars outside of NYC once in a while.
I am low-key a little in love with all my friends.
March 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am low-key a little in love with all my friends.
Folks who don’t like kids in restaurants I have solution for you; stay home.
March 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Folks who don’t like kids in restaurants I have solution for you; stay home.
Telling men I can field dress a deer which means I think I’d be pretty at doing it to men apparently isn’t what they want to hear.
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Telling men I can field dress a deer which means I think I’d be pretty at doing it to men apparently isn’t what they want to hear.
I’ve decided that if it’s under $100 I am tipping $20 no matter what. Mostly laziness, but also, we should do it.
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’ve decided that if it’s under $100 I am tipping $20 no matter what. Mostly laziness, but also, we should do it.
Grief is so incredibly lonely.
March 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Grief is so incredibly lonely.
I am too young, but I would love to be on the Golden Bachelor.
March 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I am too young, but I would love to be on the Golden Bachelor.
I was once called ‘hipster Martha Stewart’ as a diss, and honestly, it was a real compliment.
March 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I was once called ‘hipster Martha Stewart’ as a diss, and honestly, it was a real compliment.
Today was a weird day overall. I think maybe I need to just stay inside for a while.
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Today was a weird day overall. I think maybe I need to just stay inside for a while.
Okay, help me out here. I remember being in the Vegas airport as a kid and there was a Cheers (like the show) bar replica with animatronic characters. Did this actually exist?
February 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Okay, help me out here. I remember being in the Vegas airport as a kid and there was a Cheers (like the show) bar replica with animatronic characters. Did this actually exist?
I am going full Marisa Tomei as I age.
February 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I am going full Marisa Tomei as I age.
My royalties from one of my cookbooks. What should I buy y’all?
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
My royalties from one of my cookbooks. What should I buy y’all?
No one has ever asked me talk sexy in Finnish to them.
February 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
No one has ever asked me talk sexy in Finnish to them.
There is no wrong way to cook a potato.
February 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
There is no wrong way to cook a potato.
Maybe the best thing about having lived in Mobile, AL, for a year is that every dumb thing that happens down there someone inevitably sends to me and I love that.
January 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Maybe the best thing about having lived in Mobile, AL, for a year is that every dumb thing that happens down there someone inevitably sends to me and I love that.
Can we go back to how the Greeks ran democracy? I want everyone to vote on who we ostracize and make them leave for a decade.
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Can we go back to how the Greeks ran democracy? I want everyone to vote on who we ostracize and make them leave for a decade.
Imagine knowing you could literally end houselessness, hunger, change millions of folks lives and choose not to.
It is honestly so wild to me.
It is honestly so wild to me.
January 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Imagine knowing you could literally end houselessness, hunger, change millions of folks lives and choose not to.
It is honestly so wild to me.
It is honestly so wild to me.
The desire to run for office and help is so strong, but I have also seen firsthand how brutal those who run and are elected are treated. When my ex ran for a tiny city council position I had white suprematists personally threaten me. So I don’t know why any sane person would chose to do it.
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The desire to run for office and help is so strong, but I have also seen firsthand how brutal those who run and are elected are treated. When my ex ran for a tiny city council position I had white suprematists personally threaten me. So I don’t know why any sane person would chose to do it.
My PCP is fantastic. Had a scary medical thing happen and she talked me through choices, scenarios, and just everything. After decades of doctors who seem like they don’t care (including a former cardiologist for my funk heart) this is so refreshing.
January 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My PCP is fantastic. Had a scary medical thing happen and she talked me through choices, scenarios, and just everything. After decades of doctors who seem like they don’t care (including a former cardiologist for my funk heart) this is so refreshing.
I am committing to doing as much writing and making as much art as I can over the next year.
January 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I am committing to doing as much writing and making as much art as I can over the next year.