Brian Altano
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Brian Altano
@brianaltano.bsky.social
Executive Producer of Creative/Talent at IGN. Hosts videos. Writes scripts. Makes music. Plays video games. Cooks food. Collects toys. Eats pizza. Stays busy.

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That WARNING came out of nowhere like a Girls Gone Wild commercial starting at 2:36 in the morning while you’re passed out on the couch.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m actually shocked he even saw the election results instead of just saying his usual “I’m not aware of that”
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yeah the 1980s anti Russia boomer shit doesn't really play anymore when they repeatedly vote for a president that worships Putin. Like who is this even for?
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Thank you for this, made me laugh very hard
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dude this got so much play in my friend group when it dropped. Might’ve been the first video game soundtrack CD any of us had access to and it also it fucking ripped!
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Take out the whole squad with a single red pepper flake in their salsa.
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The steep hills and inclines are gonna absolutely wreck those big hogs.
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Kat this rules!! What a perfect fit! You’re gonna do amazing work there.

So proud of you 🙌
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dude have you seen this? I have it framed in my living room!
October 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Burger King Simpson's toys or their Universal Monsters which were just straight up cool action figures.

McDonalds Character Costume toys from '95.

Recently the Wendy's Frosty Frights are great, especially the Mummy and the Blob inspired ones.
October 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I had the same exact reaction looking at these yesterday. Really hope somebody scans this so I can at least see what we'd be getting so ripped off for.
October 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"And they don't even have the Magneto in his beautiful glass prison anymore. We all know Magneto. I call him Magnet Man. They're saying he's out of the glass jail because the Democrats gave him a wood one. Very bad. Meanest guy in Marvel and he has a nice wood house, they say maybe even a wood car."
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m sure tons of folks got it in the Switch 2 bundle but it’s kind of wild not seeing Mario Kart World (or any Mario Kart game) on this list!
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
There’s a very not great but still fun as hell 1995 Michael Crichton movie about a team of extremely greedy people mining the Congo for financial gains and they all get ripped to shreds by big violent gorillas and all we can do is hope the same thing happens now.
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So excited for this, especially after the phenomenal demo. Take all the time you need. Much love to the whole studio!
October 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You do you (and I wouldn’t eat it and yes I would do a cartoonishly high Italian accent about it) but I think orange slices under the heat of a pizza oven would do weird things. Get some sweet peppers instead, or add pickled ones after it’s cooked!
October 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
😂
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Yeah but Karl they have a PIZZA HUT THERE!
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM