Brian
@brian1million.bsky.social
Very good at things that involve words or counting
:) you actually motivated me to re-subscribe about two months ago
December 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
:) you actually motivated me to re-subscribe about two months ago
56yo with a 32yo prep school weenie vibe
December 19, 2025 at 6:08 AM
56yo with a 32yo prep school weenie vibe
Looks like me looking for my golf ball in the rough
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Looks like me looking for my golf ball in the rough
One of the white guys has red hair
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
One of the white guys has red hair
None of this counts unless Noem chimes in :)
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
None of this counts unless Noem chimes in :)
Coach T had a winning % of 62%
December 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Coach T had a winning % of 62%
Did Musk do Toastmasters? Such a dynamic speaker.
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Did Musk do Toastmasters? Such a dynamic speaker.
Duh! You just print out all your tweets and posts in big font like Trump’s team does for him.
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Duh! You just print out all your tweets and posts in big font like Trump’s team does for him.
Damn that is simple and effective
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Damn that is simple and effective
Most popular search: “is it legal to bomb civilian-operated boats in international waters?”
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Most popular search: “is it legal to bomb civilian-operated boats in international waters?”
Full scholarship to Oklahoma
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Full scholarship to Oklahoma
I really want confiscation of ill-gotten wealth to be a campaign promise for whoever runs on 2028
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I really want confiscation of ill-gotten wealth to be a campaign promise for whoever runs on 2028
I hope we are seated together at the celebration dinner next June! I won the prize for dad humor.
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I hope we are seated together at the celebration dinner next June! I won the prize for dad humor.
I won’t take AmricanPapaBear seriously until I see him an emotional video recorded while driving
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I won’t take AmricanPapaBear seriously until I see him an emotional video recorded while driving
+ invite religious figures of all faiths to exercise the demons on the White House grounds
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
+ invite religious figures of all faiths to exercise the demons on the White House grounds
Love the term wingnut welfare! Makes me think of Riley Gaines.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Love the term wingnut welfare! Makes me think of Riley Gaines.
Those are some pretty deep cuts. Was the attack dog a personal dog of one of the agents?
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Those are some pretty deep cuts. Was the attack dog a personal dog of one of the agents?
I’ve heard that drug boats are now flying Trump flags to avoid detection. All over Arkansas and Florida.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’ve heard that drug boats are now flying Trump flags to avoid detection. All over Arkansas and Florida.
Looks like Kash and Mike custom print their jackets at the same place
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Looks like Kash and Mike custom print their jackets at the same place
Of the top 50 cities in America population wise, how many are red? Seven, maybe eight?
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Of the top 50 cities in America population wise, how many are red? Seven, maybe eight?
Lots of ex and future employer energy in that room
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Lots of ex and future employer energy in that room