1) to prepare for the release, should I eat Lucky Charms every day, but ONLY the cereal, never the marshmallows, never EVER the marshmallows, because marshmallows belong to the fae and it's a curse to eat them, and this has been the source of our suffering all along?
2) love the new profile pic

My favorite part was when they were in the eye of the storm, and they were like, "finally, we don't have to deal with all this onyx!", but you know as the reader that there is so much more onyx to come....so heartbreaking

Porque no los tres?

They're more than qualified FUR MUH TUMMUH

Great point. It's like negotiating with the velociraptors as they systematically test the fences for weak spots. We have to show up and go "yeah, there's still a fence here, assholes"

Hey now, fierce kitties get sleepy too

"Cthulhu? Cthulhu the Elder? I thought that was you! Don't you say you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!"

Ugh nobody cares TRAFTON