Someone I’ve known for a few weeks told me she thought I looked 35. That’s the closest to hands free orgasm I’ve had in like a year and a half.

Cuddles needed

You know I sometimes - just like tonight at this very moment - wonder what the fuck is happening in the world and why I have to be here for it.

It’s sweatah weathah. 🥶

My message to Zuck

In the midst of the worst fucking ice storm and the power is flickering. 🥶

Sharing a bit of writing I’m doing on a new book. Three chapters written today like wildfire. It’s based on a true story/but we’ll call it fictional. Sometimes when the words come you just have to write them. I feel like it’s a story that needs/deserves telling. This is from ch. 1 💕

Without downloading anything, show me the energy you’re bringing to 2025

If I make it until 11pm, I’ll be amazed. Cuddle applications being accepted 🥰

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

I got all dressed up the other night and never posted it. Putting this here just in case my future husband likes a man in a suit ;)

I read Jonathan Alter’s biography of Jimmy Carter a few years ago. It was simply amazing how he never stopped going 100% in all that life offered: learning to downhill skill at 62, climbing Kilimanjaro at 64, picking up snorkeling at 90.

RIP.

Okay, y’all. Still in my lucky blue Target tee and finally done with my last paper of the semester. It was a bitch. But to quote Moira Rose, “I’m gonna fucking nail it.”