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Mulligatawny Kitaen
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I write Word documents for a living and chase two young children around in my spare time...
And you know as soon as one of them gets shot they'll use it as an excuse to unleash deadly force against any protesters.

I'm worried they're gonna keep pushing their limits just so they can justify that sort of escalation.
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Trying to pronounce that might actually be what does him in. 😁
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Can't wait to hear how he mispronounces Reykjavik.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
In the spirit of science, maybe Brooke could share her methodology and data with us so we can do a good old fashioned peer review?
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I remember back in the day you could drink a bottle of Robitussin and have a nice little trip but then they took the ingredient responsible for that out...
January 21, 2026 at 1:39 AM
100% chance that if ICE agents weren't masked we would definitely recognize some of the agents from January 6th footage.
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Oh man, I really feel like Crystal Pepsi would have caught on if their CEO took this strategy back then...damn shame.
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Having another baby to occupy her time so she doesn't have to be seen in public w/ JD...
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
And why don't the losers ever put the loss on the big guy?

"Look, we played our hearts out today, but obviously God had it in for us so we're putting the loss squarely on Him."
January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
On that note, "Cadillac Desert" by Marc Reisner is an excellent read for the development of water resources in the West - he touches on this subject in the book as well!

(apologies if you've read already 😇)
January 20, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Okay but which ones?
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Paperclips, notorious for amputating fingers...
January 20, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Chickenshit.
January 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
So weird he didn't include Mexico. Not sure why he would do that...

/s
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
If ever there were a time to use the quote, "these are not bright guys, and things just got out of hand."

This extends from the lowly ICE goons all the way up.
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Saw him in Atlanta at the old Masquerade probably 25+ years ago...someone in the audience had a sign that read "EAT STEAK" and so eventually Rev plays the song. But then he looks out at the audience and says "Shit, I finally play the damn song and the guy with the sign isn't even here now!" 😄
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Literally *and* figuratively.
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
And hopefully the South American teams would follow suit in support of the mess in Venezuela.
January 19, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Same! 😄
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Being on his knees for them is so much more comfortable.
January 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM
There was an old Trigger Happy TV sketch where a football hooligan is sitting on a park bench learning French so that he could properly yell expletives at the French that you just reminded me of with this! 😄
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM