Boomers - Kids these days are wrapped in cotton wool. I slept in a storm water drain for 3 days and ate rocks.

Also Boomers, when your child is 5 meters away on a playground - Ummmm, shouldn't you be WATCHING your CHILDREN?

It's wildly frustrating to watch the people who think this can't be prevented, get mad that Australia didn't prevent this, while suggesting the solution is to remove the measures that serve to prevent this.

Hey man! I love your vibe, and you look like someone who it would be really fun to fight. Do you want to step out in to the car park for a few rounds? Winner buys beers.

My wife at 11:59pm telling me she got a flat today and needs me to change the tire.

"I gave my life to Jesus Christ in a Cracker Barrel carpark" sounds like something you'd hear in a flashback scene in My Name Is Earl

Video - A man falling off a bicycle.
Audio, for some fucking reason - NOTHING BEATS A JET2 HOLIDAY

Remember when a bunch of white supremacists were like "Lol, let's trigger the libs by making them think the OK symbol is "White Power"" and then a bunch of white supremacists just started unironically using the OK symbol for "White Power"?

Well, that, but with blue jeans.

It only took 10 years to go from "Trump isn't going to build concentration camps" to "Check my Trump concentration camp T-shirt!"

My favourite genre of Instagram reel is "Indian children playing Squid Game for a sandwich"

We're rapidly approaching the "that didn't happen, actually" stage of the Musk V Trump fight.

- Welcome to Slushees. We specialise in Imperial Pastry Sours.

- I'd like a fight please.

- .....Do you mean a flight?

- *removing my jacket* No.

The natural progression of a brewer from age 25 to age 35.