There are usually two types of commentary in sports: "Play-by-play" and "Colour" commentary. You could always aspire for the job title: "Clueless Colour Commentator"

@jackpackard.bsky.social & @thejenna.bsky.social streaming together is one of my favourite things these days. The vibes are just wonderful and hilarious.

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I'm so sorry, Pat. You all deserved so much better than this.