Now that would be cool!

Does Rod Stewart know about this? Did he consent?

So be warned - when a nurse says they feel a bit peeky - run! Resist under all circumstances, swapping bodily fluids!!! To quote Withnail & I, “I feel like a pig shat in my head!”

Anywho, fast forward to today and I can’t face getting out of bed - I woke up in the middle of the night shivering and shaking and aching all over. With a throat made of phlegm, playdo, and sandpaper that both grates and burns at the same time and lungs that audibly wheeze.

The Bubonic/Pneumonic plague in one go. Anyway, come last weekend I started to feel unusually tired and achey but again put it down to having a physically busy week. So Monday morning, off I go to work feeling tired and achey but trying to shrug it off.

My girlfriend is an A&E Matron, and she mentioned last week that she was feeling unusually tired and achey. I said it must be all the redecorating - I should have paid more attention. For when my girlfriend feels ill, it means she has just shrugged off Ebola &

I’ve got this on my to watch list this weekend. Looking forward to it.

They look stunning. I agree - tabletop colours should always be brighter.

Thanks 1 man boy band 😜