Bret
@breturick.bsky.social
If you really think about it, every day is a Monday.
June 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you really think about it, every day is a Monday.
Step 0.5) make buddies.
June 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Step 0.5) make buddies.
I’m not even a huge truffle head, but I put that Black Truffle Hot Sauce on EVERYTHING.
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’m not even a huge truffle head, but I put that Black Truffle Hot Sauce on EVERYTHING.
100%. He’s Buffalo Billing.
April 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
100%. He’s Buffalo Billing.
Clearly you’re watching the wrong stuff.
they look like good strong hands do n't they
Alt: Gif of Rock-Biter from “Never Ending Story” saying “they look like good strong hands don’t they.”
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Clearly you’re watching the wrong stuff.
Who am I to judge, but it seems a little wasteful in this economy to fire both titty rockets at once. Those things don’t just grow in trees.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Who am I to judge, but it seems a little wasteful in this economy to fire both titty rockets at once. Those things don’t just grow in trees.
“Prolapsed Anus Peach”
February 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Prolapsed Anus Peach”
Malick-deez-nuts if Terrence doesn’t win.
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Malick-deez-nuts if Terrence doesn’t win.
See you at the year-end Best Ofs, Ep 903!
February 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
See you at the year-end Best Ofs, Ep 903!
Incelebration of a true queen?
February 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Incelebration of a true queen?
Browsing the Saks Fifth Ave website again, I see.
February 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Browsing the Saks Fifth Ave website again, I see.
Worth the trip just to see the custom taps.
February 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Worth the trip just to see the custom taps.
So that’s how the other half lives. Even the cats have stairs.
February 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
So that’s how the other half lives. Even the cats have stairs.
If mine’s not “Baby Elephant Walk” I demand a do-over.
February 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
If mine’s not “Baby Elephant Walk” I demand a do-over.
I guess I’m ahead of the curve.
February 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I guess I’m ahead of the curve.
No one can convince me that the dude in the far back isn’t Eriq La Salle.
February 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No one can convince me that the dude in the far back isn’t Eriq La Salle.
Being in Los Angeles, I bet the rent on that head house is absurd.
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Being in Los Angeles, I bet the rent on that head house is absurd.
This is a real chicken-or-the-egg scenario. Maybe career options were limited for those who already owned vests.
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is a real chicken-or-the-egg scenario. Maybe career options were limited for those who already owned vests.
At least you didn’t spring for the optional armrests
January 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
At least you didn’t spring for the optional armrests
Yet you pretend to be a part of the hoi polloi.
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yet you pretend to be a part of the hoi polloi.