Carmen didn't love Johnny, she loved being with the captain of the jump ball team/hottest guy in school. If brain-sucked-out-by-smart-bug-guy had won that game she would've left with him. Dizzy would've brought Johnny lasagna at his quick stop job even on a day he wasn't supposed to be there.

Would bring a while new meaning to the term "gag reel"...

I wonder if it works with chipmunks.. They like to go into my parent's garage and use their air conditioners as food storage for the winter.

"Remember Mike Tyson's Punch Out?"