Brett Lorenzen
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Brett Lorenzen
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JD, LLM. Jack-of-all-trades. My posts are my own.

"May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view.” – Edward Abbey
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Get Smart (suffers from lack of wide spread syndication and is often forgotten).
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Found my vintage 1980s leather Vasque Sundowners in storage. Greatest day-to-day hiking boots ever. It’ll probably cost more than new boots, but these are going to be restored for another 40 years of use.

I’ve burned through 5 pair of the cheap Chinese-made replacements in the last five years.
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I found a JD Vance action figure at the thrift shop for only two bucks……
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bringing back neck beards?
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“Mount Antifa"
September 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Gee, I wonder how they vote in and around Evanston…...
September 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Another angle
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This one shall be called Rainbow Lightning.
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I see your Bahamas August rainbow and raise a Dominica August rainbow.
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
DID YOU SCRATCH MY LIMESTONE?
August 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Didn’t realize they opened an office for Trump’s EPA in NYC
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A quick 8 mile jungle hike before breakfast…..
July 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My office views for the next two weeks don’t suck.
July 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Is Russia paying for this service he is allegedly providing them?

And have they said thank you?
May 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ivanka’s childhood bedroom.

She easily could have gotten by with just two gold accents.
May 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Then you are about the age for one of these upgrades.
May 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
April 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’ll be Gen. 'Buck’ Turgidson.

Same lack of seriousness and obsession with war fighting, but 100% certain not to show the Ruskies the big board via Signal.
April 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
April 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
April 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
From the same site, mining is #7 on their list of fastest declining job markets.
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They must be smoking the good stuff at the local Subaru sales office.

Their “best deal” for buying the same car I bought last time is more than double the previous payments.

It’d be 50% cheaper to just day rent a U-Haul pickup every morning…...
April 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If only there were a book where they wrote down what the words mean…...
April 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
April 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM