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Brett Lempereur
@brettlempereur.bsky.social
Software Engineer and Automation Oberdada. Totally a real doctor of something.
Incredible gig by Opus Kink @ Electric Ballroom tonight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 1, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I mean, probably right?
September 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Post an obscure album in your collection that always makes you think “Surely nobody else has got this?”
September 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey Bluesky. What’s the protocol for taking care of potentially stray cats? This one has taken up residence outside the house - I fed it and gave it some water, but hard to tell if it needs to see a vet.
August 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Well shit
August 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Those tariffs are hitting the cosmetic industry hard @kiehls.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
July 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Wasn't the consensus that this bullshit isn't GDPR compliant? @theguardian.com
May 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Thank fuck for that
May 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Fancy drink” - Romford, 2025
April 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Finally getting through my framing and hanging backlog
April 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
February 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ve decided to become a Tea guy in 2025.

These two via the wonderful Postcard Teas on Dering St.
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“No, Mr. Sugar, I don’t think you get it. I was born to win.”
January 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Anywhere between these two
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Don’t be mad but with some selective skipping of Merry and Pippin bits I can do this
January 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Surprised to report that my trie-merge algorithm was right first time, might buy a lottery ticket today #AdventOfCode
December 19, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Getting pretty sick of Windows putting me through a login-blocking OOBE every week to juice some PM’s metrics
December 19, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Flu, complaining about my body after I get vaccinated
December 17, 2024 at 5:54 PM
And yep, shit runs fast
December 11, 2024 at 9:20 AM
No "spoiler" label so I've tagged it as suggestive, but this was my solution.

I brute-forced the first pass by keeping the actual list, but for Part 2 I arrived at this approach which was (a) shorter, and (b) much faster.
December 11, 2024 at 9:15 AM
December 3, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Emacs and Advent of Code allows me to get away with using greek symbols instead of words. No code review!

(M-x set-input-method "TeX" to replicate if your language supports it, Racket does but YMMV)
December 2, 2024 at 9:19 AM
*Loving but extremely tired of this shit voice* "Oh Firefox"
November 27, 2024 at 9:00 AM