So your salary is cost to the enterprise, in exchange for a service that benefits the enterprise? Do I have that right?

Do you consider your salary to be a revenue loss leader for Washington Post? Or is it payment for a service you provide that allows the Post to meet its obligations?

NYT pioneering new version of "passive police officer tense" for stories about the GOP: "The representative unlocked his phone. There was a swipe, a tap, a keyboard was activated. Suddenly, he was ensnared in a tangle of racist and antisemitic group chat messages."

We're writing to alert you to a shortage in articles for our next issue, a common problem for all legitimate journals from time to time

pumpkin erasure

how much you wanna bet I can throw a football right through the eye

"the fault for your stagnating living standards lies with the leadership you elected" -- a bold statement on accountability from US elected leadership

I don't "make" then cry, I provide a learning environment where the student discovers their ability to cry, entirely sourced within themselves, and they can take that skill with them to whatever miserable job they eventually get trapped in after graduating

I also have 72 hour tremor phases, you’re not special

Quite a difference from their longtime position of “if you so much as draw one of our characters on a daycare wall we will sue you”.

I’ve wondered when we’d see the first attempt at on-demand generative television content. The future is endless courses of reheated nachos, forever.