Who was operating the vehicle? A Minnie Driver?

Not due to restraint on my part, but the swiftness with which he waddled away

probably doesn't need to be AI tbh, could just check for profanity and/or polysyllabic words used superfluously

The only real difference with the DoD training is "if you accept the $5 Starbucks gift card, you're going to prison for life"

Come to think of it, I believe almost every job I've ever had required training that had some version of "don't accept things from anyone, they're probably trying to buy you off to do crimes"

I haven't thought of that in years, and now I wonder if I can find it

sunlight tariffs

I completely forgot she even existed

well, now I'll have that No Doubt song in my head for the rest of the day