I love New Orleans more than anything and also I think about leaving every day

Now that the film industry is dead, maybe I’ll be a barber. Hopefully people aren’t yet ready to place their heads in the AI ScissorDome™️

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on the whole Charlie Kirk situation

Just out here reposting all the tweets that never got the attention they deserved

Too dumb to write a There Will Be Blood, not dumb enough to write Angry Birds IV. I fear I’m in the screenwriting dead-zone.

There’s this great line from The Wire, via-a-vis the drug war, which goes: “you call something a war, pretty soon people are gonna start acting like soldiers.” Turns out the culture war works the same.

Idk who needs to hear this but a democracy in which the overwhelming wants of the constituency never translates to actual policy is not a democracy

Some BTS of my recent-ish post-apocalyptic slow cinema short, ‘OUTRO’

howdy, strangers. How nice to be back at square one together. Let’s hope this place is better than the garbage fire that brought us here.