Brett
@brettbolin.bsky.social
Movies, food stuff, dog jokes, etc.
My coffee (shade grown Equal Exchange light roast, coarse ground in French press) is in a to-go mug just in case a foreign government kidnaps my wife and me, too.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
My coffee (shade grown Equal Exchange light roast, coarse ground in French press) is in a to-go mug just in case a foreign government kidnaps my wife and me, too.
I bought a weird Thanksgiving turkey again this year. I hope it’s better than a normal turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I bought a weird Thanksgiving turkey again this year. I hope it’s better than a normal turkey.
“What role did you play in the film?” “Oh, I was the Black Maid.”
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
“What role did you play in the film?” “Oh, I was the Black Maid.”
Great quick trip to New England. There was a theme to all my meals.
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Great quick trip to New England. There was a theme to all my meals.
My favorite Christmas movie is coming to the Criterion Collection in November!!! Also, the best Kubrick film (don’t debate me).
August 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My favorite Christmas movie is coming to the Criterion Collection in November!!! Also, the best Kubrick film (don’t debate me).
Megalopolis is fantastic. Jon Voight has no idea he’s in a movie.
August 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Megalopolis is fantastic. Jon Voight has no idea he’s in a movie.
Classic caption / photo combination from CNN today:
July 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Classic caption / photo combination from CNN today:
We are now firmly in that 4-5 month annual period where I get to gloat about living here.
June 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We are now firmly in that 4-5 month annual period where I get to gloat about living here.
My ballot contains 2 films by Michael Bay and zero from Scorsese. The 21st century has been weird.
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My ballot contains 2 films by Michael Bay and zero from Scorsese. The 21st century has been weird.
The Lawnmower Man Director’s Cut is wild stuff. I think it’s the first movie I’ve seen with an apology from the filmmakers at the start.
June 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Lawnmower Man Director’s Cut is wild stuff. I think it’s the first movie I’ve seen with an apology from the filmmakers at the start.
Really interesting combo of new 4K SE’s on my watch pile right now.
June 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Really interesting combo of new 4K SE’s on my watch pile right now.
It turns out I’m not the only one with this problem. Come on, Bluesky! My profile pic is a dog.
May 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It turns out I’m not the only one with this problem. Come on, Bluesky! My profile pic is a dog.
Hot take: Kristy Noem didn’t shoot her dog. I don’t think she’s held a rifle in her entire life.
April 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot take: Kristy Noem didn’t shoot her dog. I don’t think she’s held a rifle in her entire life.
The news isn’t dancing around this one, at least.
April 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The news isn’t dancing around this one, at least.
Letting my kid pick out my movies rentals at Scarecrow Video is immediately paying off.
March 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Letting my kid pick out my movies rentals at Scarecrow Video is immediately paying off.
My son’s magnetile skills vastly surpass mine.
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My son’s magnetile skills vastly surpass mine.
My kid’s first bat-signal, made all by himself.
February 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My kid’s first bat-signal, made all by himself.
He’s got nothin on my man Boris and his homie Stephen Miller. Years younger than us.
February 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He’s got nothin on my man Boris and his homie Stephen Miller. Years younger than us.
Haha the FBI is one well-oiled machine under Donald Trump. Oh, you were accidentally listed as FBI Director on the website? Uh, just be the FBI Director. We don’t want to have to fix the error on the page.
February 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Haha the FBI is one well-oiled machine under Donald Trump. Oh, you were accidentally listed as FBI Director on the website? Uh, just be the FBI Director. We don’t want to have to fix the error on the page.
In the summer, Seattle gets a Severe Weather Alert when it is above 75°. In the winter, we get one when there is going to be less than 2 inches of snow.
February 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
In the summer, Seattle gets a Severe Weather Alert when it is above 75°. In the winter, we get one when there is going to be less than 2 inches of snow.
Literally every picture of my dog including my profile picture, haha
January 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Literally every picture of my dog including my profile picture, haha
How high-quality is an Amazon sectional sofa for less than $300?
January 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
How high-quality is an Amazon sectional sofa for less than $300?
Seattle says good morning - don’t worry, more scathing HBO Max reviews coming soon
January 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Seattle says good morning - don’t worry, more scathing HBO Max reviews coming soon
There’s a TV show about scientists who found algae that reverses climate change (don’t ask). Every season starts with them in the lab and then SOMEONE’S HEAD GETS CUT OFF and then they spend the rest of each season figuring out who cut the heads off. It’s called “The Head.” It’s 0/10 but also 10/10?
January 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There’s a TV show about scientists who found algae that reverses climate change (don’t ask). Every season starts with them in the lab and then SOMEONE’S HEAD GETS CUT OFF and then they spend the rest of each season figuring out who cut the heads off. It’s called “The Head.” It’s 0/10 but also 10/10?