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Brett Baumler 🏳️‍🌈
@brettbaumler.bsky.social
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lover of history, comic books, and cinema. Aspiring writer! Bisexual and proud.

He/Him. 25 years old
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Name: Brett Baumler
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Michigan (thankfully not Ohio 🙏)
Hobbies: being bisexual, eating hot chip. Writing, reading, comics, video games and kayaking
Discord: brettbaumler

Quote skeet with your info! ♥️
A picture of me wearing plaid and holding my cat JoJo. He’s 18 years old and has grey fur with white areas around his mouth, paws and stomach
February 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Your campaign speech
Dennis from the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia stands in front of an American flag and says "Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot.”
August 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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Baby pictures of my dog Archie!
A picture of my dog Archie as a little baby. He is a mini Australian Shepherd with a merle coat. He is staring at the screen while wearing a black sweater My dog Archie titling his head and staring at the camera while his front foot is on top of an egg toy. A picture of my holding Archie as he is wrapped in a blue blanket
August 27, 2023 at 4:29 PM
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Photos of a woman at a computer desk with the text “another day being a slut in theory but never in practice”
August 27, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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Dennis from It’s Always Sunny is in a hospital gown and says to his friend Mac “and although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times”
August 26, 2023 at 7:03 PM
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the wolves in question
A photo of two gas pumps being shoved into the same hole, mimicking the sex act known as double penetration
August 25, 2023 at 9:17 PM
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A picture of Tobey Macguire writing the word “cum” down on a notepad
August 25, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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Picture of female trooper from Starship Troopers looking at the camera and saying “I’m doing my part!”
August 25, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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on the same wavelength
A picture of two ferrets shooting mine beams at each other with the text “gay to gay communication. Gay to Gay Conversation”
August 25, 2023 at 6:21 AM
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Image with a cartoon star smiling with text that reads “The Just Kidding Star. Put this Star in your post when you’re just kidding so that the Feds know if you’re just joking around.”
August 25, 2023 at 5:25 AM
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A main in a suit lays on the floor saying “big butt. Bigger heart.”
August 22, 2023 at 10:16 PM
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Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad saying “Chicks got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry.”
August 22, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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My doggie Archie going kayaking
My dog, Archie, a mini Australian shepherd with a merle coat. He’s putting his two front paws on top of a blue kayak. He’s wearing an orange life vest with a shark fin on top Another picture of Archie, this time sitting in the blue kayak while it’s on the water. His eyes are almost closed.
August 22, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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24!
Photo of me in costume for a play I did. I’m in a white dress shirt with a red bow tie and a white apron. I’m meant to be a waiter.
August 21, 2023 at 12:26 AM
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My puppy Archie before and after our walk
My dog Archie, a min-Australian shepherd with a merle coat, sits up straight in his doggy booster seat My puppy Archie, after our walk, is laying down in his puppy booster seat, clearly exhausted with his tongue hanging out
August 20, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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without downloading new pics, where are you at mentally
A picture of Mac and Dennis from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They are both in hospital gowns. Dennis says “and although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times”.
August 20, 2023 at 12:17 AM
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you:
Picture of a white and black car trekking through the snow with the text “embarking on the heroes journey (going to buy a tasty little treat).”
August 19, 2023 at 7:33 PM
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Welcoming people to Bluesky
A picture of “The Gang” from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia smiling while being overcome by water on a boat
August 19, 2023 at 6:11 PM
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Picture of an anime where a mother is telling a boy “drag queens won’t bother you. Worry about priests.”
August 18, 2023 at 4:44 AM
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your religion:
A man from Law and Order hold up a phone with a photo of a woman’s butt and says “about ten gigs worth of womens butts”
August 16, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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they ended up in a same-sex coupling when they were just trying to bro down
A picture Mac and Dennis from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia where they are posing as two wealthy homosexuals. The show features several homoerotic situations between the two characters that they often play off as just them being “bros”
August 15, 2023 at 6:26 AM
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I think you could make a pretty good argument that Legion is the greatest comic book show adaptation

Which is quite funny considering the majority of the show is original material
David Haller from the TV show Legion has ten arms, with 8 of them flipping off the camera. He is wearing cult robes
August 15, 2023 at 4:10 AM
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reskeet with a childhood photo of you that matches your current personality
a photo of me as a baby with a yellow sweater and jeans, butt facing the camera and looking backwards with a confused look
August 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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Yes! All the dogs got great homes. He actually gets to see his mom and siblings a lot since I know the folks who have them. In fact, I’m on vacation right now and he’s staying with his brother Marty. See how different their coats are? Lol
My dog Archie sits on the floor next to his brother Marty. They’re both mini-Australian shepherds, but Marty has a chocolate brown coat whole Archie has a merle coat.
August 12, 2023 at 1:53 PM
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This is my dog, Archie! He’s named after Archie Andrews from the Archie comics, it was my moms favorite comic as a child.

His mom was found in a puppy mill with 270 other dogs and she was pregnant with him and his 6 siblings. All his brothers are chocolate brown, he’s the only male with this coat
My dog Archie, mugging it up for the camera. He is a mini-Australian shepherd with a merle coat
August 12, 2023 at 1:37 PM