"People call me over the top, but lately, I prefer being a bottom." -Some real housewife of somewhere

Trying to avoid inaugural coverage, but the gym has it on every TV. You can definitely tell these right-wing women don't have the gays on their side, cuz honeeeey... what is you wearing?

I might have thought I was buying confetti canons. And Beth farted trying to kick me in the elevator after running from my apartment, so here's to an amazing 2025!

Happy Holidays, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noel, and the rest to everyone!

Isn't she the sweetest? Absolute angel. She literally has no un-perfect parts. She's adorable, sweet, and spunky; and loves a cuddle but only on her term. She loves her tennis ball and only half destroying stuffies. She's perfection. She's Pigg.

My treeeeee is defying gravity! #wicked #tree #defyinggravity #christmastree

I told people I would be hanging my tree upside down this year, so I had to do it. How did I do? #Christmas #Christmastree #upsidedowntree #holiday