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Cloth as accent trim, not just upholstery, as in the 300ZX. See also: Volvo XC40/EX40/C40
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
1-2: Argentinian employee cats who keep their respective businesses free of rodents
3: Goose, an 18-year-old grand dame I used to babysit
4: Ripley, my old roommate’s cat, who lives up to her name

Sending you love 💙
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
September 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Awful day at Angeles Crest yesterday, but here are two forbidden hot hatches anyway #weirdcarbs #SaxoVTR #DeltaIntegrale
July 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Through-lines. For example, the pre-facelift Hyundai Palisade was designed to look like it had one massive headlight, over which the bumper was draped.
May 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Related: One of my favorite cars of this era is the 1949-1951 Lincoln strictly because the frenched headlights remind me of the robot
May 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
May 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Craigslist, the last bastion of non-partisan freedom and truth on the internet, has been infiltrated by AI.
May 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Look I’m definitely not. But it also wouldn’t be the first time I bought a die-cast car for the meme and found owning the miniature so fun I wanted the real thing.
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Try as I might, I cannot help but love this stupid machine.
March 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Feeling some kinda way in the Slack channel today
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There’s a plumber inside, which means both dog and man have been banished to the backyard to stay out of his way. At least one of us has beaten the unseasonable heat.
#bsdogs #dogsofbs
February 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Current silly dream is to buy a real one, fit an S-Type R supercharged V8 and brakes, swap in the Swallows Racing manual transmission, and incorporate some period SEMA cosmetics
February 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Today in miniature #weirdcarbs, a Bluesky-less Aaron Robinson sold me an original 1999 Detroit Auto Show souvenir for the launch of the Ford Thunderbird concept and it’s becoming my whole personality
February 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I saw one earlier today as well! Definitely an odd one.
#weirdcarbs
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The Chevrolet Chevelle and Chevette imply the existence of a Corvelle somewhere out there for which the Corvette is a shameful misuse of the nameplate.
February 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My last #weirdcarbs on the subject of the boringest special edition in history: don't confuse Vapor Blue with the later Aquarius Blue, which VW offered on the Beetle convertible. Though to be fair I'd happily have one of those too.
February 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
More #weirdcarbs on the subject: This fantastic website has screengrabs of the original VW dot com order page from 2000. You could also get Reflex Yellow, and both colors were limited to 2,000 units.
sebeetles.com/2000_n_beetle/
February 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Volkswagen once made a special edition 2000 New Beetle you could only order online. I tried to do it from our dial-up modem when I was 11 and got in trouble when a dealer called the house to arrange financing. Anyway that’s when my irrational love of Volkswagen Vapor Blue set in.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am deliriously happy to report that, despite the top motor still not working, my garage time over the weekend was not in vain. Not one drop of water from yesterday’s deluge made it into the cabin, marking a decisive win in a battle I’ve been fighting for about a year.
February 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me at 10am: I’m excited to spend some time working on my car because I love it!

Me at 10pm: Fuck this stupid piece of shit I’m gonna sell it right now for scrap out of sheer spite I hate cars why did I ever learn to drive Germany sucks and so does South Carolina
February 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Take the long way home, it’s good for your heart
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Taking a lonely drive to the middle of nowhere didn’t fix everything, but it fixed some things.
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 AM
We’re a two-dog household for at least the next two weeks! This handsome moose named Ozzie just got pulled from a shelter and we agreed to foster him while our neighbors (his actual fosters) are away on an extended trip
January 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM