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Bret Starr
@bretstarr.bsky.social
Done pretending.
The beach is nice.
March 4, 2024 at 3:30 AM
That’s the Burt Reynolds of cats.
July 17, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Last day in Amsterdam. Sad.
July 17, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Love Dutch food.
July 12, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Cant decide if I love or hate these? Can you decide for me?
July 8, 2023 at 8:48 PM
And the winner of every @jaketapper.bsky.social book is @neonepiphany.com. Congratulations! My email is bret@thestarrconspiracy.com
Email me your shipping info and I’ll drop them in the mail. Thanks everyone! Way over 100 entries!
May 16, 2023 at 10:57 PM
And this on the wall of my 6th grader’s class room
May 16, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Good ole fashioned eco awareness fair.
May 16, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I’m giving away one copy of every @jaketapper.bsky.social book. Drawing tomorrow at 6:00PM central. I like you bluesky freaks and geeks. And Jake Tapper is one of our own. Thought I’d pay some love forward. Like this post if you want in the drawing.
May 15, 2023 at 1:34 PM
It’s my pleasure to introduce (new to bluesky) @rachit.bsky.social. Everyone act normal.
May 14, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Just sitting there in the rain looking at the feeder for like the last hour. Why won’t she eat?
May 14, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Could never find a baby photo with me in it. Not sure why.
May 14, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I’m giving away one copy of every @jaketapper.bsky.social book (except All the Demons are Here…not out till July). I like you bluesky freaks and geeks. And Jake Tapper is one of our own. Thought I’d pay some love forward. Like this post if you want in the drawing. I’ll draw winner next week.
May 14, 2023 at 8:00 PM
English Leather was the cologne my dad wore when I was a kid. I woke up in the middle of the night convinced I could smell it.
May 14, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Serious question. The kids and I built J this Lego orchid for Mother’s Day. Should we give her this or real flowers? Or both?
May 13, 2023 at 8:01 PM
How I feel every time I try to tap and pay at Walgreens
May 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
And THIS … but no Kit-Kat 🤬
May 12, 2023 at 1:37 PM
And this … but no Kit-Kat! 😡
May 12, 2023 at 1:36 PM
This … but no Kit-Kat 🙄
May 12, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Still no frickin’ Kit-Kat cereal!!!!!
May 12, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Woke up from a dream this morning. True story. I was having lunch with The Rock. I asked if he wanted to hang tonight. He said, “Sorry, buddy. I’m on booty duty.” And I thought, “He’s so cool.”
May 12, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Settle an argument. What does this lyric mean? Serious question. “Kings from Queens, from Queens come kings”
May 11, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Still no kit-Kat cereal!!! They lie!!!!
May 11, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Me amazing my daughter who is home sick from school
May 9, 2023 at 8:30 PM
These last three years or so have been so stressful I’m like
May 9, 2023 at 4:17 PM